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In the story that refuses to die, Guy Fieri still hasn’t spoken a word about the claims that he is a homophobic creep who is “weirded out” by gay men. He has, however, been busy taking on some new endorsements and lending his “celebrity” to a few products. Enjoy!
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---Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Guy Fieri Sweatbands
---Guy Fieri As Everyone
---Guy Fieri At The Celebrity Beach Bowl
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34 Responses
I honestly can’t make it past his neck rolls in every picture.
Oh god, I didn’t even notice his neck rolls. Horrifying.
As a gay man, I find this post absolutely hilarious. I’m not one of those people who believe every homophobe is in the closet, but I think you could make a pretty decent case for Mr. Ferry.
Please please, I pray you, do not let that case be true. I too am gay, and I implore you, do you want him playing for our team?
It’s subliminal advertising for his upcoming line of hot dogs.
This post has my official gay guy seal-of-approval.
And Guy Ferry is a total closet bear.
I second that!
Third! LOL
WE GET IT!
He is uneasy around homos.
WE GET IT!
I think those shirts of his are kind of gay.
Then again, I don’t know any gay guys who would wear anything that hideous, so never mind.
I actually have one of those Fire shirts, but in my defense, it was a Christmas present from my sister that I received long before Mr. Fieri ruined it for everyone. Plus it’s comfortable and I wear it unbuttoned over another shirt.
But I don’t wear sandals, bleach my hair or put on sunglasses the wrong way, so I have that going for me!
I pray to Gaga that he doesn’t play for our team. The Bear Community does not need Guy Fieri representing me and my brethren.
I guess he’ll never be a guest on Ina’s show.
Winner, winner, chicken, dinner!!! i’m on my way to flavatown…KEWL!!!
why, God, why????
You make me spit coffee out of my nose!!!!!
He can’t be one of Ina’s “Friend” ROFLMO
You couldn’t class Ferry up enough…
…Even if you dug up Emily Post, IJS
That should have been a reply to Twiggy…
Heterogenized milk!
Brilliant.
Yeah, that one’s my favorite.
Great stuff, Jillian. Though, I must admit the last one goes over my head. Not much of a Baradi drinker, so I’m sure I’m missing something.
There’s a pretty good rum called Mount Gay. :)
Ah, thank you!
For a guy that is so afraid of gay ment he sure has a lot of guys on his show helping him cook. Maybe he has not come out of the closet yet!
Please, he’s so far in the closet, he’s been playing grabass with Mr. Tumnus.
Who is this Mr. Tumnus?
The Faun that Lucy met in the woods when she went into a closet and ended up in Narnia.
Thankee, Buffy!
Ya know, for someone who is “straight” and “creeped out by gay guys”, he sure has a lot of “male” friends on his cooking show helping him “cook”.
Gee Guy, gay much?
I find myself getting this image of Guy crying himself to sleep at night, his arms lovingly wrapped around a 8×12 framed photo of Brini Maxwell.
Oh, the longing…
Speaking of Brini, Food Network ought to give her a show.
I miss Brini!!! I didn’t think anyone else remembered her! Someone should DEFINITELY give her a show again.
Brini friended me on FB. She’s doing dinner theater. Waste of talent.
Hey Guy,
How’s the thought of me and thousands of other gay men eating your sausages from Safeway? I, for one, have had better.
Well, we all remember what happened to the Frugal Gourmet and his “sous chef,” Craig, right?
Some tell food network to get ready to fuck off…if this is true…food network needs a boycott! Including the fucking stupid items they sell in Khols
This is a bit out of line. Yeah, he just thinks guys kissing creeps him out. I do too. That doesn’t make me homophobic. So what if he doesn’t like the thought of gay PDA, that doesn’t mean you should call him gay, he did nothing wrong except say what he wanted.