Archives for "October, 2011"
Does The Next Iron Chef Commercial Give Away The Winner?
The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs battle starts on October 30. It’s a show about a bunch of professional chefs and Food Network personalities competing to see who is going to be the Next Iron Chef. You know the deal. (Or, the way I see it, a show that will make a lot of money [...]
All Aboard The Failboat: Guy Fieri Getting Restaurants On Carnival Ships
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… news breaks that Guy Fieri is getting his own burger joint on FOUR Carnival cruise ships. The restaurants, cleverly titled “Guy’s Burger Joint”, will be on the Carnival Liberty in October, the Breeze in June 2012, the Conquest in Oct 2012, and [...]
Lance Bass Of NSYNC Has A Death Wish
Once again I was out of town and couldn’t attend the NYC Wine and Food Festival (held last weekend and attended by all your Food Network “favorites”). So this morning, I did a quick photo search to see what I missed. Apparently, I missed nothing. Unlike last year, which rewarded us with plastic-y photos of [...]
Sandra Lee As Johnny Depp As The Mad Hatter Is NSFL (NOT SAFE FOR LIFE)
CAN’T BE UNSEEN. (Thanks for the pic, Chris!)
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










