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Special Of The Day: CHEESY PEEN
Posted on October 9th 2011 by Jillian Madison


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---FNH VIDEO: Duff Goldman Eating An Invisible Peen To Porn Music

    16 Responses

  1. Anonymous Pineapple says:
    October 9, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Too bad they didn’t add their SECRET SEASONINGS!!!!!!!.

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  2. Stephanie says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    I’m sure it’s a creamy sauce alright…

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  3. Jeff B. says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    Is this a menu from the Food Network cafeteria? You should give us some backstory, or a location at least.

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  4. Bob says:
    October 10, 2011 at 4:05 am

    6.50 for that? Not bad…

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  5. Fia says:
    October 10, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Now, I’m not sure, because I’ve only encountered a few that were, by their design, slightly more likely to be prone to cheese, but isn’t that a good indication that it’s time for a shower, not time to chop it off and serve it with broccoli and grilled chicken?

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  6. PeteC94 says:
    October 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

    What, is Ina Garten doing FN’s cafeteria menus now?

    Seriously though, most revolting menu item ever.

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  7. Deaner says:
    October 10, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    To tell you the truth, I’m more skeeved out by the vegetarian chili entree beneath it. Zucchini and pineapple in chili? BLEAH!

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  8. Di says:
    October 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Kinda makes you want to go vegan, eh ;)

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  9. Alek says:
    October 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Jill,

    Can you put an recap about Halloween Wars? I saw it last night and was shocked why the fuck the producers decided to bring kiddies to see the creepy douchiest settings of an kid fairy tale gone wrong. STUPID

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  10. Phil says:
    October 11, 2011 at 6:59 am

    I just hope the side salad isn’t tossed

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  11. Ron says:
    October 11, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Cheese on my peen and whipped cream on her muff and 69′s become a complete meal!!!

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  12. shouldbeworking says:
    October 11, 2011 at 10:15 am

    “How bad can that be?”

    “Yummo!!”

    “Thats slamma-lamma-ding-dong good!!!”

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