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Tips From Giada: How To Be Her For Halloween
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Meet Valerie.
Valerie wanted to be Giada for Halloween.
Valerie had an outfit in mind and everything. So, she tweeted her wardrobe idea to Giada to get a little feedback and reassurance. Because hey, that’s what fans do now. They annoy celebrities on Twitter with mundane crap.
Giada was apparently HORRIFIED by the notion that she would dare wear knee-high boots! You can almost hear the “TISK TISK, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER” at the end of her twittered reply:
Valerie, clearly humiliated by Giada’s rhetorical question, brushed it off with a nervous LOL and an offer to swap the boots for the heels.
Oh, this is getting good.
Giada replied with a casual “yup” and some useless advice. Hold onto your seats!
So there you have it, kids. Right from the horse’s mouth. If you want to be Giada for Halloween, wear a low-cut boob revealing wrap. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR KNEE-HIGH BOOTS, OR YOU WILL FACE GIADA’S WRATH.
Hopefully, Valerie will post a picture of her Giada outfit. We’ll keep you posted.
(Thanks for the tip, Andrea)
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62 Responses
Knee high boots are out but don’t forget the prosthetic teeth!
I think the Halloween Giada prosthetic bobble head has the 1,000,000 teeth thing taken care of.
Only in that context are knee-high boots out.
oh! The horror of knee-high boots! Wow! Such a snob. What she should’ve told her was to get her teeth whitened like a million shades brighter than normal, and to smile so unnaturally that it looks like your face is breaking, and, oh, yeah, to wear a push up bra to look like a cheap Victoria’s Secret model.
Victoria’s Secret models never look cheap, so that’s quite a feat for Giada to look that way.
I think the Giada costume kit should include a bike pump for literal and figurative head inflation. Maybe Valerie meant to tweet “neck-high boobs” not knee high boots.
It would be too much to ask for to see a picture of the final costume.
Any person aspiring to go as a FN host for Halloween should ask FNH for tips on the costume, they’ll end up far more realistic. I hope Valerie is also practicing annoying ways of pronouncing words like “spaghetti” “mozzarella” and “pancetta.”
The real question should be: why oh why would anyone want to dress as Giada for Halloween anyway?
Indeed. Who would recognize this person as Giada just because she shows her teeth, says “spageeeti” and gets a manicure? It’s not like donning a stupid blond spiky wig, sunglasses and rings, and saying you’re dressing as Guy la douche Ferry. That one’s too obvious!
LOL I forgot I had a dream about Guy Fieri last night. I don’t remember what it was about , but yeah.
Could she be any bitchier? Jill was too nice… I could almost hear Giada saying: “What the ^*&$%&#$%? Not only are you NOT as beautiful and shapely as I am, but you have the audacity of wanting to wear KNEE HIGH BOOTS? Who do you think I am, Rachael Ray?!”
No, Kelley, she could not be any bitchier. Thank you for your comment, you saved me the trouble.
Exactly–what an unbelievable attitude that woman has. Ugh.
To complete the costume, she’ll also need an extra 42 teeth, a push-up bra from Krypton and enough scaffolding to keep her head aloft.
So…low-cut (read: slutty) dress is okay but the knee-high boots are a no go???
she needs some enormous false teeth and a bird beak.
Carry around a try of potato skins, with two missing and blurt out “TWO POTATO SKINS??!?!”
How bout that for a costume?
Or she could go like that Dorf on Golf guy, and walk around on her knees…that would work too.
I actually took Giada’s comment as a joke.. like a funny way of admitting she DOES wear low cut dresses. This is a funny convo and was worth posting, but I don’t think FNH needed to turn it into a bitchfest.. it’s just unfair to assume Giada meant it in a rude tone, or that the fan laughed “nervously”
Are you new here?
Everything FN is fodder for a FNH bitchfest! That’s the way uh-huh, uh-huh we like it.
I’ve been reading this site for at least a year, in fact it’s my homepage.. I just don’t comment often. I 100% agree with the Fieri, Irvine, and Florence bashing, but every once in a while a post on here is just vitriolic, petty, and unfair…for me it makes it less fun. I like it when the bashing is accurate and fair. Then I can really get behind it!
Not quite sure what you’re reading in this post, but it’s pretty benign as far as FNH posts go. It seems the irony of Giada approving a slutty boob-revealing dress but not slutty knee-high boots has gone over your head?
perhaps Giada’s humor in subtly acknowledging the low cut dress has gone over yours…
Oh yes. Humor goes over my head all the time.
Jesus effing christ. If you read this site all the time, then you know my style of humor. And clearly, this was a joke.
Seems like the ENTIRE thing went over your head.
Nah. I’m pretty sure it didn’t.
Why do some people get so upset when FNH makes a joke about Princess Giada? I personally can’t stand the pretentious, snottly animal-mouth troll and I LOVE it when Jillian makes posts about her. In fact, there need to be more posts about the bitch. She sucks, literally, and she is not beyond reproach. So, get over it.
Knee-high boots? Obviously, the chick has Giada confused with Rachael Ray (or perhaps a hooker). No wonder Giada is horrified.
Really? Knee-high boots are in pretty much every store and catalog I’ve seen in the past year, you know, the non-hooker ones. And about 50% of women I see are wearing them right now. I think the hooker stores have thigh-high boots.
KNEE HIGH boots go to your knee. Those are whore boots. The boots that you are seeing in every catalog are upper-calf boots. Big difference.
http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/FP_6241218_BARM_Schiffer_Claudia_121010-820×1127.jpg
She does not look like a hooker…knee high boots can be done right.
A supermodel in leggings and boots? That’s hardly a real world example…
If your short, calf high boots hit the bottom of your knee. I know, I wear them often. And yes, I have a pair that I call my ‘hooker boots’ but the others are not at all hookerish.
The ultra slutty Providence Journal Sunday newspaper is telling me that knee high boots are the new wardrobe staple. Not the calf high ones. And no I don’t own a pair.
I’ve never heard anyone use the term “upper calf boots”. Every shoe website I have seen categorizes “knee high” boots as going to the bottom of your knee The sluttier looking ones that go higher are called “over-the-knee” boots.
I personally just thought it was hilarious that the girl even included “low cut” in her tweet to Giada. Something tells me she was surprised G responded.
You know, I bought a balloon from the balloon vendor in my local park. Then, I bought a shitty-looking brown wig from the Asian market down the street and I put it on top of my newly-purchased balloon and I lovingly named it Giada 2–Electric Boogaloo. But, suddenly, I started to get curious–can Giada fly?
So I let go of the balloon and, as it started to fly away, the little Asian kids came running out from inside of the wig/cellphone/grocery store and started to jump up and down, yelling, “LEE-GAH-TON-EH, LEE-GA-TON-EH!!”
…yeah, I, too, was saddened when Giada flew away. There was no one left to teach me the “correct” pronunciation of mascarpon-ay.
Yikes, that was a bit snotty of Giada…
I think I met Valerie at a Ratt concert back in 1988.
LOL…awesome.
Don’t forget to bring along a really tall man, that looks like he’s been emasculated. Make it a costume for two. Poor Todd.
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/mad_money_premiere_4_100108/giada_de_laurentiis_1715836.jpg hey look at this!
LMAO. Someone should show that to Giada.
Those look like upper calf boots, not knee high boots.
Ha! You beat me to it! This is the pic I found that I think is from the same event:
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/foodnetaddict/Giada/011108_GIADATUMMY.jpg
I love this picture.
At first glance, I thought, “Wow, she covered up her boobs!” Then I realized….
No, she didn’t.
I follow Giada on twitter, and I read this site fairly regularly … Giada comes across as a real cheerleader type on twitter, a touch ditzy but overall nice. I did NOT take her reply to be the least bit bitchy — I thought she just meant that she didn’t really wear/consider herself known for wearing knee-high boots. She didn’t say “UGH I would NEVER wear knee-high boots!!!” for pete’s sake. Why can’t we take things at face value sometimes?
Imagine having a conversation like that in real life and tell me how you’d feel. She didn’t add a smile or a “haha” or anything to make anyone think that she was being playful, she was blunt. I think you’re being too emotional about the whole thing. Giada is a public figure and she has to be careful about what she says and writes and how it will be perceived. If you love her and hate us for not thinking she’s God’s gift to us then maybe you should skip the posts in which we make fun of her. Easy, right?
I do not “love” her, I like her a moderate amount; I was just offering a different viewpoint.
I wasn’t being defensive or emotional, I’m not sure how you got that — perhaps I should have added a “haha”??
Oh Please, you can tell by her answer she was rolling her eyes. I’m surprised she even answered seeing
as she’s so in love with herself. She’s a bitch period.
Every time I walk by her over priced products in Target I laugh. No one buys them even on sale.
@ Valerie, you’re too pretty to be her for Halloween.
Knee PADS might be more appropriate for a Giada costume.
Sorry if I offend – I’m a woman if anyone is wondering.
This site needs a Like button.
Constantly say ‘Just like that’ like she does.
And sprinkle in a few of these: “there we go….”, “AAAAAaaaand…”, “perfect!”, “and theeEEEEeen…”, “mmmMMMMMmm!!”
Who are you dressed up as? Oh! Wait, lemme guess.. Low-cut wrap dress, pumps, manicured nails, and, oh, fun jewelry! Well obviously with all these defining and completely unique details you’re Foodnetwork host Giada DeLaurentiis!!!
Yeah, don’t see that happening… Poor girl is going to have to spend Halloween insisting that she IS in fact dressed up and who exactly she’s supposed to be
“Who are you dressed up as? Oh! Wait, lemme guess.. Low-cut wrap dress, pumps, manicured nails, and, oh, fun jewelry!”
Mid-range prostitute was my first guess from this description.
I’m surprised she didn’t add that the fun jewelry has to accentuate the cleavage.
hahaha my favorite part was Giada’s advice for manicured nails. Who would pick up on that in a Halloween costume? This is gold.
I can here the conversation now:
“So, what ‘s your costume, and who are you again??”
“I’m Giada, you know, from the Food Network…… she has a show about cooking, and um, but yeah, she’s kinda famous if you watch that show”…..
****crickets*****
To complete the costume, don’t forget the pasty white husband prop that needs to walk at least seven steps behind Giada at all times.
I always wear knee-high boots when I cross dress.
She actually wears those cheap 90′s foam platformed flip flops.
Is everyone gonna ignore the MJ gif and caption??!! Fucking lovin’in it!