NOTE: Jillian Madison here! FNH is on hiatus for a few months while I'm traveling and relocating. Don't worry though - I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to repost while I'm away. Hopefully, the Food Network will have some new material to laugh at by then... because lately it's been more stagnant than the swamp in Paula Deen's back yard. Questions? Comments? Email me using the "contact" tab above, or connect with other FNH members in the all-new FNH forums.

Archives for "November, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th November 2011
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Someecards For Food Network Hosts

Someecards is one of my favorite sites on the internet. They have hilarious cards for every occasion – and if they don’t have one that suits your needs, you can write your own. Here are a few Someecards we’d send to the Food Network chefs:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th November 2011
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Dear God, Guy Fieri Shaves His Legs?

Last week, Guy Fieri was on a children’s show called Phineas and Ferb. And before you even ask, yes, his appearance was every bit as obnoxious as you might have expected. Miraculously, he managed to do the entire appearance without any of his “krew.” He walked the cartoon characters through the ridiculous Italian pronunciation of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th November 2011
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Next Iron Chef: Just The Good Stuff (Episode 5)

Another week, another episode of Next Iron Chef! This week was all about storytelling. Each chef was assigned a landmark area in NYC and was tasked with both cooking a dish that represented the area – AND telling a story about why it was a special place to them. Burrell got Central Park, Falkner got [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2011
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What If Everyone On The Food Network Had Guy Fieri’s Goatee?

[Ed. note: I'm seriously disturbed by how natural Fieri's chin pubes look on some of the Food Network women (I'm looking at you, Sandra Lee).]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2011
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How To Open A Bottle Of Wine Like A Classless Moron, By Guy Fieri


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