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Dear God, Guy Fieri Shaves His Legs?
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Last week, Guy Fieri was on a children’s show called Phineas and Ferb. And before you even ask, yes, his appearance was every bit as obnoxious as you might have expected.
Miraculously, he managed to do the entire appearance without any of his “krew.” He walked the cartoon characters through the ridiculous Italian pronunciation of his fake last name… and then a bunch of stuff happened that I fast-forwarded through… and then he exploded through the ceiling. You know, the usual.
Roll that beautiful bean footage:
The only thing I took away from the video is: DEAR GOD, DOES GUY FIERI SHAVE HIS LEGS? Now he thinks he’s some sort of fucking Olympic swimmer or cyclist who needs to reduce drag? His right leg was shinier than Michael Symon’s head. These things can not be unseen.
California Pepper Spray Cop, can you handle this one for us? Thanks so much.
(Thanks to Deb for the photo!)
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---VIDEO: Guy Ferry Overpronouncing His Fake Last Name (And A Rant By Jillian Madison)
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45 Responses
Candace: MOOOOM! Phineas and Ferb are talking to a total douche bag!
(Can you tell I have a 5 year old?)
Bahahahaha!! (I have one, too.) Good one!
LOL!!
P&F is actually a pretty good show. They throw enough clever pop-culture references in there to keep the Adults interested.
Still, they brought on the douche!
Seriously, for that alone, bury that child in an avalanche of presents this Christmas.I’m not kidding.
this is his attempt to gain more supporters, since the older ones have dropped him. Brainwashing is most effective at an earlier age.
he should be out with a line of kids clothes soon, too kewl
I bet this fake WOP shaves his nether regions too.
I was going to say that too. I think he shaves or waxes his entire body, his arms are very shiny. Have no interest in seeing any other part of his body.
My question … He has nether regions? And here I thought he .was like the Ken Doll
You really have a thing for Guy, don’t you?
Gross!! His spray tan matched the pepper spray, sort of.
he is so gross, and why the flip flops? why?? i am sick of seeing his flintstone feet in kitchens…and now on a kid’s show. don’t get me started on the shiny waxed legs…
How do you spot the douchiest guy in a room? Look for the one who can remember to put a ring on every finger…except his wedding band.
Good one. His wife probably wears a burkha, not because she’s Muslim but because she doesn’t want to be seen in public with Feeeee-etty.
Actually it looks to me like the show airbrushed over legs (and probably arms too) to cover up tattoos. Around :23 you can see where they missed a spot on his calf.
Air brushed or not, I’m more disturbed by the fact that he has an actual body. I’ve always managed to see him as a floating head and now that dream is gone.
ah! True….but why didn’t he just wear pants?
No surprise on the leg-shaving thing. But what’s more is that this show is putting Guy Ferry on their show to lie about his name and promoting himself as someone children should look up to. Guy Ferry is the reason there are terrorists. They really just hate him but they can’t find him. (Psst, hey terrorists, I’ll tell you where he lives if you want to know…just throwin that out there)
The shine is the douche trying to escape through his pores.
Perhaps he’s training for the Tour de France. Like all competitive cyclists like Lance Armstrong shaves to prevent road rash…?
How is shaving your legs going to keep you from getting gravel in your skin if you wipe out?
haha – who’s obsessesion prevails ?
haha I neither love nor hate Guy
(so sue me heh)
Yep. Legs are shaved. The only drag he’s preventing is keeping the other drag queens in his act from upstaging him. That’s why he’s on a cartoon. Way to outrun your Ferry past Guybo!
I could only make it to 49 seconds before I had to stop the video. It hardly seems likely that there could be a human that annoying – and yet he has at least two TV shows.
This can’t be unseen. Ever.
I truly am a masochist *sigh*
Massive FAIL, P&F. That canned laughter was probably dubbing over the screams of terror. I’m 42 and will still need to take something to help me sleep.
Somehow, I just can’t picture Guy Ferry on a kid’s show.
Unless it was my childhood favorite, You Can’t Do That on Television. I’d pay real money to see Guy get the “green slime” treatment. Or eat a Barth burger for his diner show…
I find it astonishing that a person could spend so much time working on his body (the shaving, the tattoos, the jewelry, the hair styling and dying, the absurd attempt at fashion) and still be a big disgusting pig. How ’bout some ACTUAL effort (read: exercise). Yuck. He grosses me out.
The Godfather of all that is pretentiously “hip”. A total fake and phony that’s laughing all the way to the bank.
Couldn’t watch the whole thing, too traumatic. He the last person on earth to be telling kids about nutrition, considering he other “shows” are about how much greasy shit he can cram down his gullet.
I enjoy browsing this site…but you dumbasses love making fun of people because your jealous of what. You will never have…just saying!!
@Fukyu, the old jealousy comeback. Could you actually be Kleetus, Fee-yeddi’s flunky bumboy ?
Oh and you are a fucktard!
@”fukyu” your comment is totally grammatically incorrect. “you’re” not “your” and why the period, which seems to break your sentence up, hence making it difficult to read or fully express your thought. just sayin’
It’s not “your,” it’s “you’re.” Were you raised by wolves? And what. is with. the random punctuation, . .. ?
I was raised by yo momma bitch
Also….don’t correct me you pie eating sack of shit…………….lol!
Is this Tyler Florence?
NASTY!
My
eyes!!!
I want to smack the sunglasses off the back of his head.
Um the feet thing… really?
That was friggin dumb. the pepper spray helped. What is it with that freak Ferry?!!!
Has anyone noticed his nasty fingernail fungus? I just saw it again in a commercial for DD&D….EWWW….why doesn’t FN make him cover that up?!?!