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Food Network Hosts On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”
Posted by Jillian Madison

    43 Responses

  1. Jun says:

    These are fabulous! :) The Bobby Flay one had me laughing the hardest.

  2. Judith says:

    Darn! Looks like Susie Q wins a prize. Who’d a thunk it.

  3. CherryRose says:

    Really funny stuff, Jillian!

    Where did you get that awful pic of Ina? She was SO not ready for her closeup!

  4. DesignerJeans says:

    Hilarious! A+!

  5. Tatiana says:

    LMAO Love the Ina one!

  6. Paul says:

    Bobby Flay’s answer? I saw it coming… but it’s still hi-larious!

  7. *Di* says:

    Great! More please!
    But please no more Guy’s flabby underarms. Sheesh I’m old enough to be his …um… aunt – but my arms look more toned.

    Flay wins because poblano peppers actually ARE always “a la mode” in his universe.

  8. Milt says:

    Is it me or does that pic of Ina resemble Michael Jackson in one of his mugshots ?

  9. Syd says:

    I dugg it too.

    What’s everybody waiting on? Go digg it, bitches.

    http://digg.com/comedy/Food_Network_Hosts_On_Who_Wants_To_Be_A_Millionaire

  10. Lynn says:

    Hmm, people don’t seem to be very “share this on a social network” on this website. I thought it was funny! I’d dig it if I had a digg account!

  11. Megan says:

    LOL! Love the look on Paula Deen’s face – don’t know whether that’s ire, concentration, or an impending BM (and with Pauler, any of those could be an option….)

  12. BobbyFlayFan says:

    The Paula one was the funniest, even though I totally knew that that would be the answer with her. Good one!

  13. Teague says:

    Nice job!!

  14. Milt says:

    This blog is way more entertaining than The Food Network anyday.

  15. Judith says:

    Why is it that every time I see Susie Q’s hair I feel an irresistible urge to reach for the dog clippers???

  16. Byrdie says:

    Ina’s look is priceless: “Ooohhh, I’m already a millionare”.

  17. Syd says:

    God, thank you Judith. I feel the same way. It’s a tad bit 80s-ish and not quite age appropriate.

  18. Byrdie says:

    @Judith – why stop there? How about a muzzle for her big mouth?

  19. Laura says:

    Ina looks like she just had an “acccident” in her pants.

  20. Jun says:

    I can’t get over Aaron McCargo’s pirate earrings, and Guy Fieri’s #1 red-white-blue tattoo on his arm. I gueess it could be worse though– it could be a Confederate flag!

  21. DesignerJeans says:

    That pic of Guy PROVES, no matter how much of a T-Bag you think he looks like, there is ALWAYS room for him to be T-Bag-ier.

  22. Sarah says:

    Designer Jeans, what do you mean by being a T Bag ? I thought a T bagger was a gay guy who like to dip certain parts of his anatomy, like a tea bag in a tea cup.
    Did you mean douche bag ?

  23. DesignerJeans says:

    I was trying to use the male version of a douche bag, but I guess you are right about that. (Forgot about that Curb your Enthusiam episode!)

    I hereby change “T=Bag” to “dingus”…

    Or just Poochie the Rocking dog, seeing as how he is a real life version of the Poochie character from The Simpsons.

  24. DesignerJeans says:

    Go to this link:

    http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/itchy-scratchy-poochie

    Skip down to “We at the network…” and replace “Poochie” with Guy and “Executive” with Susie Folgeson and Bob Tush.

    Tell me this guy isn’t the human personification of this character! :)

  25. Mike says:

    HAHAHAHAAHA! The Bobby Flay one, as predictable as it was, had me rofl. Well done Jillian! :)

  26. UGH says:

    Good ones, Jillian!
    You NEVER fail to make me laugh!!!

  27. emma says:

    Mike
    August 6th, 2009

    HAHAHAHAAHA! The Bobby Flay one, as predictable as it was, had me rofl. Well done Jillian! :)

    ________________

    That’s the one that I busted out laughing at too.

  28. dan says:

    OMG have u ever realized that when they cut to a different shot of aunt sandy on her show she always sounds like shes just starting to inhale?? OR RATHER GASP?? idk whats with that super super silly aunt sandy. ANYONE AGREE OR AM I JUST GOING CRAZY

  29. Skyman747 says:

    You sort of messed up, Susie got her question right.

    • Zy says:

      Indeed, I’d have picked that answer as well. Although, maybe since the moon is tangible it is still considered more massive and that is what the real answer was?

  30. DerekLutz says:

    At least two of the seven people pictured above are wearing wigs and McCargo is jealous of Pauler’s earrings.

    The look on Ina’s face seems to be saying, “Oh no, T.R. just called and won’t be coming over for me to teach him how to make ice!”

    /I actually thought Bobby’s answer should have been “divorce papers.”

  31. Jun says:

    Wha…? How did an ad for The Next Design Star get on this website? Weird. :P

  32. Olivia says:

    Portion of your cable bill allotted to Food Network programming: .497 cents

    Cost of mailing a petition to remove Sandra Lee from programming: 42 cents

    Seeing these hilarious pictures and captions: PRICELESS!

  33. Robb says:

    Yeah, the Flay one made me do a half snort.

  34. Ryoko says:

    I laughed so hard at the Paula one
    first the look on her face
    then the fact that you don’t even associate butter with lasagna
    then the amount of butter used
    I almost swallowed my tongue

  35. First Gypsy says:

    Cracking up at the Ina picture…looks like she’s about to burst into tears!

  36. Diane says:

    LOL! The sad thing is that Pauler probably DOES use 19 sticks of butter in her lasagna.

  37. Scot Z says:

    The above photo of Guy Fee-ettie is the only photo known to exist in which his mouth is closed.

  38. sugar meg says:

    [Meredith]
    What is a tyypical bruschetta topping?
    [Giada]
    Oh, Meredith…it’s actually pronounced bru-Scett-a, (followed by saber-toothed smile)

  39. coffee-n-toast says:

    No matter what the context, that Ina picture cracks me up EVERY time.

    P.S. Guy Fieri’s armpits make me want to kill myself.

  40. RR's Pompoms says:

    Aunt Sandy looks a bit stumped. I wonder if she hoped that Kwanza Cake would be a choice so she wouldn’t have to pick the obvious. My guess is that she really doesn’t know what Kwanza is all about.

    Pauler really looks constipated.

  41. Olivia says:

    I was literally laughing so hard when I scrolled down to Bobby’s answer of poblano peppers.. I could just hear him saying it.. hahahaha

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