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Gordon Ramsay Talks Dirty
Posted on November 2nd 2011 by Jillian Madison

Here’s some footage of Gordon Ramsay joining the ranks of previous dirty talkers Jamie Oliver and my soul sister Nigella Lawson:


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Cookalong With Gordon Ramsay: Episode 1
---Jamie Oliver: The Worst Baby Namer Ever
---Ego Alert: Jamie Oliver Asking Trivia Questions… ABOUT HIMSELF
---Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
---Nigella Lawson’s Fashion Fail: Is That A Burkini?!

    25 Responses

  1. Holly says:
    November 2, 2011 at 11:42 am

    beautiful.

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  2. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    November 2, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    “turn her over and ….BANG! UP THE BUTT!”

    That totally made me lose my shit. Awesome video.

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  3. Justin says:
    November 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    I have a 13 year old sense of humor. Laughed my ass off at this.

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  4. Melissa says:
    November 2, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Hello, can I just mention really quick that Pat and gina Neely are on The Chew right now and are being absolutely disgusting?! There is no innuendo, it’s flat out gross. Gina talks about getting on top of her man and riding him backwards, then proceeds to jerk off a hot sauce bottle for Michael Simon. I thought I tuned into a talk show about food but it quickly got repulsive

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    • Dr. L. says:
      November 2, 2011 at 3:12 pm

      Uhh, whatever I was about to say about Gordon Ramsay was totally lost on the image of Gina squeelin’ like one of her pigs whilst riding backwards….cannot .be. unseen. or unheard.

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    • rigatoni_carloni says:
      November 2, 2011 at 4:35 pm

      I was a little amazed by that, too. Some of Mario’s euphemisms were borderline but quickly forgiven after the Neely’s. The first time they bleeped her and she asked what time of day the show airs. One of the subsequent bleeps was obviously WTF – even an amateur lipreader could’ve figured that out.

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    • TJ says:
      June 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm

      I know this reply is more than seven months too late but I am in total agreement with you (Melissa) about Gina Neely’s comments on The Chew. That was my first time ever watching the show and I just happened to tune in because the Neely’s were being featured on it. Needless to say I was completely taken off guard by her nasty comments and behavior. I couldn’t believe it! I’m surprised there aren’t more comments online about the stuff she was saying and doing.

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  5. rigatoni_carloni says:
    November 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    oops, make that Neelys. Damn, I am the first perrson to scream about people who don’t know plural from possessive!

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    • Lee Tue says:
      November 2, 2011 at 7:37 pm

      It said that in this case we really want her mother on the day of its birth. If not lifting Mon, quick thinking daughter left a message. Then, says her mother did not call back for several days – until the caller to say, but it is still there, doing exactly what the “Check your e-mail.” – And to find these beautiful e-cards.

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  6. Pat says:
    November 2, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    There are some comments on either Michael Symon’s FB wall or The Chew’s page about the sexual commentary on a daytime show. I am no prude, but what if you have small children at home?
    I did think this Gordon thing was funny, but Nigella’s was golden.

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  7. Boke1 says:
    November 2, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    Whom is he trying to teach how to sharpen knives like a samuri and accost livestock? Hope these aren’t a compilation of some “Kids in the Kitchen” episodes.

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    • Pharmakeus Ubik says:
      November 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

      Don’t sharpen your samurai swords like that, it’ll ruin them. If Gordy followed the tao he wouldn’t need to sharpen so often.

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  8. John says:
    November 3, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Hahaha…

    My inner sixth grader is loving it.

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  9. Beatrice says:
    November 3, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Tingly.

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  10. Sadi says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    I was actually getting turned on a little until I read the comments about the Neelys. Ewwww.

    Please get that image out of my head!!

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  11. tootsieroll says:
    November 4, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    “Don’t be afraid of the bottom”. Too true, Gordon, too true.

    That was awesome.

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  12. joannenicole says:
    November 4, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Husband and I were in tears, watching this. Hilarious – best one yet.

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  13. Plumpy says:
    November 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Oh my. I need a cold shower now.

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  14. Jana says:
    November 15, 2011 at 12:40 am

    These are clips from his show called ‘The F Word’ and you can see it on BBC America. You should watch the actual show because the dialogue between Gordon and Janet Street Porter is comedy genius. They are down and directly dirty. He loves to talk in real sexual innuendos and is pleasant to watch on that show. This video is fantastic.

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  15. Qellster says:
    December 24, 2011 at 5:11 am

    This is freakin hilarious! I like the moans, specially cuz Chef Ramsay is kinda HAWT!

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