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32 Responses
I love eating out. The “Y” is a good place to chow down.
Holy crap. I had that magnet about 20 years ago when I was a kid. And that pizza looks good. I’m hungry.
ROFL!!!
My second favorite thing to do!
That’s freakin’ fantastic! I love anything the kids get on one level and the adults get on a whole other level! :D
Is that Engrish?
Nope, just a little dirty.
Wow!! The innocence of the 80′s and early 90′s!! LMAO I am dying!!!
Bahahaha!
As a “chick”, I can vouch for the validity of that statement. ;-)
I’m not touching that one with a 10′ Ninja poll…
I’ll be taking email addresses from the females commenting on this entry, thank you.
On a less serious note, check out the popped collar on the “chick” – viva les 80s.
April’s collar went largely unnoticed. Most of us were staring at her big braless redheaded knockers.
April had a rating of 15 mega fonzies.
Again sage advice from the makers of Turtle Power.
I’m always willing to oblige.
Vagetarians Unite!
You guys should looked up a Twitter page called shitmydadsays. It’s absolutely hilarious!
(This post isn’t really food related anyway.)
Word to Kathy, yo.
“You guys should looked…” ?????
And this post is classified under General Food Humor. It’s got a pizza in the picture and it’s hilarious.
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Please tell me where I can find this!!!!???
I swear I had this magnet as a kid. I love moments like this where something meant one thing to me as a kid and it becomes something totally different to the me now at 23.
*snort*
What happened to the font on “Eat Out”? (sorry, I’m a fontite.) (Yes, i know the word i just made up sounds dirty.) On a side note, *hehe*
It looks like one of those fonts that creates negative space to fill out the rest of the letters and should never be outlined in white while on a black background. It just makes the negative space very confusing.
No duh!
Awesome :)
If this were totally true, the ladies would be lined up outside my door…that’s my fave thing to do
Is that an anchovy pizza?
Where can I get that magnet?!
One site selling these in packs of six ($9.00). Site requires a $50.00 minimum purchase. I don’t want $50.00 worth of things from them (look around, see if you agree)… so, who’s in? It’s Kalan LP… kalanlp.com. Pretty crappy site, but they have magnets.
I’ve been mispronouncing “pizza power” all this time.