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Objects In Mirror…
Posted on November 24th 2011 by Jillian Madison

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  1. Cristine says:
    August 10, 2009 at 9:42 am

    The last one’s my fave :)

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  2. DesignerJeans says:
    August 10, 2009 at 9:58 am

    I can see Secret Soy Sauce in Melissa’s mirror.

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  3. orchidgal says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Guy Ferry’s should have been “Object in mirror is an even bigger douchebag than he appears to be.”

    And one about the Neelys is going to give me nightmares.

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  4. Matt says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Aunt Sandy’s is great :)

    You could have made one for Shamu…”Objects* in mirror may be Korean”

    *(because there’s no way Shamu is one person…)

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  5. Byrdie says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Yep. Ina repeatedly has the same four East Hamptoners on her show. Michael, TR, Frank, Susan. It’s like a call out to all the good “do bees” on Romper Room. “Who wants some royalty money this week?”

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  6. CherryRose says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:46 am

    How about a rear-view mirror that minimizes the size of Giada’s head, teeth, boobs, and ego?

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  7. Indycook says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Tyler Florence just created a Followmonday for himself on Twitter. Hard to be humble….

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  8. Jun says:
    August 10, 2009 at 10:51 am

    There are a lot of good ones here!:)

    My fave is probably Tyler’s. His Twitter is amusing, because it really shows how big his ego truly is! Just the other day, I noticed he named his girl baby after HIMSELF (?!?) Too funny.

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  9. Syd says:
    August 10, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Nooooo! My mind formed the mental image of the Neeleys before I could stop it.

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  10. Greg says:
    August 10, 2009 at 11:48 am

    My better half calls this website Conan O Brien for the Food Network. Posts like this are why. Hilarious and original. Bravo.

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  11. ChiRock says:
    August 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Okay, you had me laughing hysterically at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire,” but THIS ONE? The people at work now officially think I am crazy.

    Yes, the Neeleys… that one is going to be difficult to remove from my brain. Couldn’t you have waited until Friday for that one?!?!

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  12. mark says:
    August 10, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    why is melissa holding a urine bomb? i’ve seen truckers throw those suckers (heh) out the window on I-10 near palm springs!

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  13. Laurie says:
    August 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Jillian, if there was ever any doubt in my mind, it’s now removed: you are truly a genius. I wish I had half your wit an originality.

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  14. Deaila says:
    August 11, 2009 at 10:11 am

    funny work girls, love this

    and BTW tyler and sandra are the two i hate most on the network

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  15. Chefintraining says:
    August 11, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    None for Giada!?

    “Cleavage in mirror is more noticeable than it appears.”

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  16. Shorty says:
    August 14, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    The last two, I don’t know who the HELL decided to give them a show. I swear to God, they are assassins, assassins trying to give us all heart attacks before the age of forty. “Den put de onion rings in de buttemilk and flour dat till it’s good n tasty.” or something along those lines. The only thing that wasn’t deep-fried were the potatoes, which, incidentally, had buttermilk. Don’t we have enough with Paula Dean (Deen? Dean? I really don’t care)? Have you noticed TFN has NO shows that are vegetarian, or that focuses on HEALTHY foods?

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  17. RR's Pompoms says:
    November 24, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    These are fun and there can be so many more!!

    Thanks for sparing us Flay and the Deen’s. And Giahhhda – I don’t think there’s a mirror big enough for her teeth.

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  18. Diane says:
    November 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Bwahahahahaha.

    The Nealy one will never allow me to watch The ‘Bridges of Madison County’ without that hideous visual…

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  19. Boke1 says:
    November 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Sandra Lee – Objects in the mirror have worse dentures than may appear. And more sexually questionable nephews like Brycer!

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