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Archives for "November, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th November 2011
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Inner Monologue Of Ina Garten Waiting In Line At Trader Joe’s

This is ridiculous. There are 11 people in front of me, and this line hasn’t moved in 5 minutes. Who’s up there working the register? One of those stupid Deen boys? Jesus. I’m never gonna make it home in time. My Chefography viewing party starts at 7, and I didn’t even harvest the wheat for [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th November 2011
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New Texting Acronyms For Food Network Viewers

Since texting and instant messaging have taken over the nation, I thought I’d come up with a few new acronyms to help us Food Network watchers communicate a little bit faster: LOLASD: Laughing out loud, Aunt Sandy’s drunk NOIITLG: No one in Italy talks like Giada YMI-ABJDTCS: You missed it, Alton Brown just did the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th November 2011
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Objects In Mirror…

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd November 2011
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Food Network Hosts On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd November 2011
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Important Advice From The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


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