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Paula Deen’s Halloween Foodgasm
---Deeply Disturbing Paula Deen Painting
---Have You Ever Wanted To Be A Douchebag For Halloween?
---Paula Deen, Just Because
---Why, Paula Deen, Why!
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Paula Deen’s Halloween Foodgasm
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-submitted by Michelle
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Paula Deen Snorting Sugar Off A Stick Of Butter [Halloween]---Deeply Disturbing Paula Deen Painting
---Have You Ever Wanted To Be A Douchebag For Halloween?
---Paula Deen, Just Because
---Why, Paula Deen, Why!
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25 Responses
It looks like she inhaled too hard and sucked the contents of her utensil drawer into her vagina!
This is why Ricky would never give her her own show.
Yesssssssssssssss!
Gawd!! Between this gross old hog and droopy tits Sandra Lee, Lucy is taking a beating lately.
That picture make me want to punch my laptop screen. Every time Paula makes that stupid fucking face, I get the urge to stab her repeatedly in the uterus with a rusty bread knife.
Yay tetanus!
I watched this yesterday out of sheer boredome, and was curious about one thing. Was she drunk off her ass???
Lol…I’m thinking Jackie Gleason in drag trying to do a retarded Lucille Ball impersonation.
Ricky: “Lucyyyyyyy…di’ju dress up like de’ Ralph Kramdaings?”
Remember, years back, when she still had dignity? Now whenever she comes on FN, we dive for the remote to change it. (We dive even more quickly if one of her sons is on with her…)
First Gypsy,
You nailed it, my sentiments exactly. When she first started out, she came across as a warm, maternal woman with recipes that connected her to happier, simpler times. She apparently couldn’t resist releasing her inner vulgarian to run amok and assault her viewers like a dog in heat.
Wow…those are some FAKE blue eyes!
Please no more Paula Deen and any sort of “-gasm”!
Well, now I know what it’d look like if someone was about to vomit and climax at the same instant.
ROFL
Ok, I tuned into this mess of an episode out of sheer boredom. What I saw made me want to vomit. Not only was Pauler dressed as a demented Lucy, but one of her spawn was dressed in blue pajamas as “Little Ricky”. She seemed like she was drunk as a skunk. Everything out of his mouth made me think of My Momma wanting to wash my mouth out with soap for inappropriate comments.
What a damm shame. at one time I respected Paula for her actual cooking. Not anymore. She has become another FND (Food Network Douche)
A few years ago she was normal and tolerable to watch. Now she’s an annoying cartoon character
who needs and Acme anvil to fall on her head.
So this is what Hell looks like…
OMG…It looks like she just ate both Fred and Ethel
She needs to just, stop.
This woman is totally unwatchable. Period. She’s over the top annoying, with all the vulgar and annoying comments, the constant effen Y’ALLL’S, the insane laughter/cackle and inappropriate sexual innuendo that spew out of her mouth. AND, when her sons are on, I find it even more unwatchable.
How exaggerated is SHE? Fake, and insulting to everyone’s intelligence. Please, nothing tastes that good. WHY is this trash still on?
I think she needs an intervention, nobody sober acts this way.
She must have drank a whole bottle of Vitameatavegemin before taping this show.
What Sandra, Paula and 65% of all drag queens don’t seem to get is that Lucy had more than one dress.
Ahhh!! The screen capture doesn’t give the actual episode the horrific justice it deserves. The whole thing was disturbing, really disturbing. My husband and I just kept looking at each other like “……ooook…”
I dunno. Her and her sons just……. I don’t know…….. WHY DO THEY SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS WITH ONE ANOTHER?!?!!? It’s disturbing. They make me feel like I’m watching the family from the old Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, or the Devil’s Rejects. Incest vibe… grosses me out.
I thought she had reached a new low when she licked food off Robert Irvine’s bare belly, but then she reached even lower with this Lucy thing. The FAKE turquoise eyes have burned a hole in my TV and who gets sexual WITH THEIR KIDS??? She is so sick, it’s disgusting.