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Semi-Homemade Icing
Posted by Jillian Madison

    54 Responses

  1. vegfoodie says:

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “aigstract.”

  2. DesignerJeans says:

    Since vanilla extract contains so much alcohol:

    Step 3.5: A Little Swig for Sandy!

    • ALEXAINIE says:

      i was thinking the same thing! a good alcoholic like sandra would def. drink the leftover extract lol…then probably hit the mouthwash

  3. Jun says:

    Is it just me, or is there NOTHING homemade about the car cakes???

    And apparently Sandra didn’t get the memo, but people over 40 shouldn’t wear tennis dresses.

  4. Sandra says:

    It’s cock-tail time!

  5. BobbyFlayFan says:

    On what planet does sprite go with JD? I’m gagging.

  6. Byrdie says:

    The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t let go. Pitiful.

  7. Byrdie says:

    And by the way, doesn’t Betty Crocker mind being abused by Aunt (hic)(erp) Sandy? I may now have to go have a Jack and COKE! (I’m with you, BobbyFlayFan. sprite??)

  8. Chris says:

    Interesting, Jack and Sprite?

  9. Jun says:

    It’s for her Kentucky Lemonade recipe with frozen lemonade concentrate.

  10. Sarah says:

    The first photo reminds of one of those degenerate Housewives looking to give some young stud a pickle wash.

    btw,Betty Crocker Whipped store bought stuff is pretty good.

  11. Jessi says:


    Anyone ever notice she’s the worst at covering up labels? :P

  12. Malarie says:

    Check out the sag on those tits. Dalishuss.

  13. Megan says:

    Doncha know, you can make icing by adding eggstrack and vokka. Slurp.

  14. Tatiana says:

    Anyone who dilutes lemonade concentrate with sugary Sprite and alcohol must be certifiably insane. Not to mention really really drunk.

    I’ll repeat my comment from the other Sandra Lee post: Sandy, your grill rack is DISGUSTINGLY filthy with all that crusted on BBQ sauce and got knows what else! Gross gross gross. Get one of your minions to clean that thing before taping another outdoor show before one of your viewers gets ptomaine poisoning.

  15. Olive says:

    What, no vanilla vodka shots in the frosting?

  16. *Di* says:

    “The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t let go. Pitiful. ”

    But, sadly, that probably IS her primary fan base.

  17. Shelby says:

    I only caught the car cake part but jeez, you guys are crazy…that idea is so original! I mean, using oreo cookies for the tires! Blows my mind how much of a genius she is. I bet she gets all her ideas during cocktail time!

  18. Tatiana says:

    @Byrdie -To do a variation of your comment:

    “The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t say no. Pitiful. ”

  19. BobbyFlayFan says:

    I usually get great ideas during cocktail time, but I wouldn’t want them televised ;)

  20. Angela says:

    Someone needs to get Aunt Sandy to a bra fitting super, super soon.

  21. gamergf says:

    Why bother with mixers? Stop pussyfooting, Aunty Sandy, and just drink it straight.

    Straight from the bottle. No shame. I personally like my wine with a crazy straw.

  22. Eyeris says:

    You always have the funniest screen caps!!!

  23. J says:

    Byrdie, you’re comment about the over the hill cheerleader cracked me up. You’re too much…LOL!

  24. Sheena says:

    By the way, why isn’t there any hate for Robin Miller on this site?? I hate her almost as much as I hate this whore.

  25. Gary says:

    Robin Miller? The Crazy-Eyes Killer?? Can’t stand her!

  26. vegfoodie says:

    I HATE that RM commercial where she makes “easy” guac by throwing all the ingredients in a ziplock bag, mushing it with her hands, cutting off the corner for piping it into a bowl. It didn’t even look any better than if she had dumped the ingredients into the bowl and mixed them up. She’s an idiot.

  27. Byrdie says:

    VegFoodie – I saw that commercial. GACK> I almost swore off guacamole after seeing that road kill in a bag.

  28. Jen says:

    Step one: cut a hole in a box

  29. Sheena says:

    My boyfriend gave me a dick in a box for my birthday one year. It was really romantic…

  30. CherryRose says:

    I,too, wondered why this humor site doesn’t feature anything about Robin Miller. I usually only see the last few minutes of her show while I’m waiting for our local news at noon. Her bug-eyes are really freaky, and I don’t find her to offer anything special in the way of cooking or personality.

    If FN needs a stay-at-home-soccer-mom type,TNFNS’s Melissa would do very nicely. She is much easier on viewers’ eyes, bubbly, cordial, and far more engaging than robotic Robin Miller.

  31. Erica says:

    Yeah and like 20 other FN chefs. Anna Olsen’s weight fluctuations and overly nice kind of fake feeling attitude, Rob Rainfordpure obnoxious..ness? and creepy music and food shots on his show, Bob Blumer and his attraction to young college girls, I could go on…theres so many that don’t get covered on this website.

  32. Opinionated says:

    I’m sending her a Lady Grace G.C. for a bra fitting.

  33. FNFAN says:

    No Chiarello either. Or Nigella

  34. Byrdie says:

    It’s been really quiet lately regarding Pauler Poopy, too….did the butter finally get to her?

  35. FROG LEGS says:

    Damn Sheena!!

  36. dan says:

    OMG have u ever realized that when they cut to a different shot of aunt sandy on her show she always sounds like shes just starting to inhale?? OR RATHER GASP?? idk whats with that super super silly aunt sandy.

  37. bef says:


    You are a bunch of jackasses. “Arriving drunk.” Was that really necessary? Seriously, who green lighted this idea? They need their head examined.

    I’m not a humorless teetotaler, but drunk driving kills and maims. It’s the opposite of humorous, and making light of it to highlight the ease of upgrading store bought icing is just asinine.

  38. Gypsie Rose says:

    Yep that’s about it and all she does on her show. Disgusting!

  39. sarita says:

    Is she condoning drunk driving?

  40. Gdy says:

    Thankfully we don’t get this show in Canada (so far)

  41. Amber, Queen of the Tack-Os says:

    Oh, Aunt Sandy…. Your wacky, drunken antics make my day. I will be enjoying some Cool Whip and grain alcohol in your honor. SODALICIOUS!!!

  42. Sandra's Saggers says:

    Nice vagina armpits there, Sandrunk.

  43. Rob says:

    All I can think of when I look at that first picture is Mean Girls.

    “Get in loser, we’re going shopping”……..for copious amounts of alcohol, store bought frosting, egg-stract, and some more alcohol

  44. Diane says:

    Check, check, check…aaaand CHECK! I am SO on top of things!

  45. Heather says:

    Ruuuulllyyyyy yummmyyy

  46. tahitigirl says:

    I can’t believe it! She’s actually using a measuring spoon with the vanilla!

  47. alyssa says:


  48. J-Man says:

    Needs more pumpkin pie spice.

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