Duff Goldman/Mary Alice, Guy Fieri »
Guy Fieri sent this out via Twitter, and noted that he had to stop by and see his buddy “Duff” because… and I quote… “Dude is nutz.”
Sadly, even the small amount of “fame” they’ve attained has clearly gone to their heads. If enough clinically obese 50-somethings approach you in the street and tweet you to tell you how awesome you are, you’re going to start to believe it. You’re going to start to develop an ego. You’re going to start……. posing for pictures like this.
The poses! The tacky gold jewelry! The curved frat boy brim on Duff Goldman’s stupid hat! I can’t even. Somebody please tell Guy Fieri that only the biggest assholes on the face of the planet wear pinky rings. And somebody clue Goldman in on the fact that flashing the Rock ‘n Roll sign stopped being cool in 1992.
And for the love of God, can either one of them take a normal picture without acting like an idiot – or grimacing like they’re stuck on a toilet battling constipation? Is that too much to ask?
(photo via Guy Fieri’s twitter)
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---Photo: A Young Duff Goldman