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Twins
Posted on November 16th 2011 by Jillian Madison

-submitted by Malikka and Deeanna


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    20 Responses

  1. sixflagsdude says:
    November 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    The one on the left has better teeth and is Gi-aahhh–ha-daauhh with a makeover.

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  2. FOODIE says:
    November 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    LOL nope. Giada is actually very pretty.

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  3. nonamesue says:
    November 16, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Before coffee and makeup on the left, after on the right.

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  4. Boke1 says:
    November 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    There’s that ghastly rictus again. Oh, and there’s a monster on the left.

    I bust on Giada but she is very pretty.

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  5. sugar meg says:
    November 16, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    when i saw “twins” i thought i was going to scroll down to picture of her girls hangin out all over her Brruuu-Scet-A

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  6. Your name says:
    November 16, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    who taught her to smile like that

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  7. Patrick says:
    November 16, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Perhaps the left one is her soul?

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    • Alexandrite says:
      November 17, 2011 at 7:25 am

      Beautiful. Not Giada; your comment, Patrick. When I was a kid I had nightmares about people with mouths too big for their faces (like hers). And then those teeth. Let’s take a poll–who has the more fake smile in celebridom–Giada or Kelly Osbourne?

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  8. Charles says:
    November 16, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    Oh lord, it’s like The Picture of Dorian Gray

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  9. RR's Pompoms says:
    November 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    The photo on the left looks natural and relaxed. The photo on the right looks painfully constipated.

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  10. Nubb says:
    November 16, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    I dunno…the Mouth of Sauron’s smile seems to be more genuine.

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  11. Scot Z. says:
    November 17, 2011 at 1:55 am

    To really know for sure whether they were separated at birth, Sauron needs to show some cleavage.

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  12. Giles says:
    November 17, 2011 at 7:54 am

    She seems quite chunky here

    Had too many souls for breakfast Giada?

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  13. Diane says:
    November 17, 2011 at 8:03 am

    Wow…eerily spot on in the smile dept. but I think I’d have to see if the one on the left had big hooters handin’ out of its shirt.

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  14. Kev says:
    November 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    The Halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host.

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  15. FirstBoot says:
    November 19, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Although this is a good likeness, she looks more like the blonde with the giant grill from Beavis and Butthead.

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  16. Beth says:
    November 22, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    omg..that is hillarious

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  17. Lisa says:
    December 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    This is one of those before and after shots.

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