Archives for "December, 2011"
FAIL: Food Network Forgets To Censor The F-Word On Chopped
SHE FUCKIN’ HATES Pâté! (Thanks for the tip, Jimmy!)
New Show Alert: Bobby Deen’s “Not My Mama’s Meals”
Well, it’s happened. PR people have started reaching out, begging food writers and bloggers to cover Bobby Deen’s new Cooking Channel show, Not My Mama’s Meals. According to his publicist: “Each week on Not My Mama’s Meals, Bobby Deen will recreate some of his mother’s famous meals with healthy substitutions that cut down on calories [...]
Jade’s Music Class
Giada’s daughter Jade is undeniably a beautiful little girl, whom Giada loves to show off AS MUCH AS FREAKING HUMANLY POSSIBLE on EVERY FREAKING ONE OF HER SHOWS AND INTERVIEWS AND APPEARANCES (sometimes, quite awkwardly): Last week, Giada made a feast for the parents and children in Jade’s music class. It inspired an FNH reader [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










