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Giada’s Butterflied Pork Chops Look Like… Something Else
---UPDATE: Guy Fieri’s Pork Chop Guitar
---Melissa D’Arabian Loves Brian Boitano’s Pork
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Giada’s Butterflied Pork Chops Look Like… Something Else
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This whole “food porn” thing is getting out of hand!
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---Guy Fieri’s New Pork Chop Guitar---UPDATE: Guy Fieri’s Pork Chop Guitar
---Melissa D’Arabian Loves Brian Boitano’s Pork
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96 Responses
Oh my. I’m speechless.
Oh.My.Goodness. A total pork chop vajayjay. All she needs is some bechamel.
As long as she doesn’t add brown gravy.
Oh dear lord…
My inner 12 year old just laughed pretty darn hard.
$50 says they pre-cut it to look like that, and showed it up close like that on purpose.
this is way to funny- think our minds are in the same gutter. However, someone go to my post previous “from quotes” candus is up to no good. Catch it before it is all deleted! Have more will try to get in before it deletes too!
I hope she didn’t stuff that with sausage.
LMAO
The “passionate foodie” is the “The FOOD magazine” and is for sale in the uk. Candus can’t delete everything. Not gonna buy into warren Beatty, however someone else was trying to make a point! If you google Foodmag. It will take you to domain for sale! She can’t put it up in the US- we all know she’s an idiot! After you google foodmag first site up should be wwwsedocom and I know it’s her- asking price- make an offer! Trash, just trash!
I’ll never be able to eat pork chops with a straight face again.
wow…totally missed that when i saw the episode the other day…YIKES!
*blink* i…………..wow. Knives need to never be associated with that…
Nice and healthy and pink! Any OBGYN would be proud!
Oh how funny.
That’s the last thing I needed to see first thing in the morning. gak.
Fingers anyone?
Gives new meaning to the expression “to pork” someone.
OMG
Giada cut the chop in her palm. Some novice’ll end up in the ER.
Scandalous! I am completely offended and appalled.
OK, I’m really jealous that you found it before I did.
Oh, geez! Coffee all over my monitor and keyboard.
“Gives new meaning to the expression “to pork” someone.”
Boink!
She is porn, just not enough to be flagged by the tv censors.
Does it make it’s own gravy ?
If I weren’t already gay, this would’ve made that way.
Of course I meant, made “me” that way.
her boobs look so heavy and bothersome :/
And the way she says “see isn’t that pretty?” And then goes to “stuff” it with her “filling”
BAD MENTAL IMAGE!
Giada looks like she’s enjoying herself WAY too much!
Hummm. Does look familiar and y’all is nasty.
sadly, she did add a brown sauce all over at the end of the video :/
Geeze…that makes Georgia O’Keefe look subtle…
I don’t get the photo suggestion… I have not had much experience with women and do not understand.
It looks like a vagina.
I saw this episode twice last week and I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s so blatantly obvious and yet they aired it. I was actually blushing at certain points and was worried my husband would walk in and think…well, you know.
Too freakin funny. :)
On a simaliar note that the comments have suggested, this reminds me of the table scene of Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE7tyW8CYXs
I shared this with a friend – this was her comment:
that’s the first time i’ve ever seen a tits and twat show!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
The second picture reminds me of something Oprah Winfrey said a while back: “My va-jay-jay is painin’!”
I am waiting for a guy to say “I would hit that”
I’d eat it.
To paraphrase a line from the late, great Soupy Sales:
“I love pie! My mother makes my apple and Giada makes my banana cream.”
Does Giada have one of her famous “foodgasms” when she takes the requisite tiny taste of the stuffed pork chops?
NomNomNomNomNomNom
I wonder how anyone could think that didn’t look sexual. Which exec thought that was an innocent butterfly cut? XD
Um…I’m really. At. A. Loss. For. Words.
I thought the exact same thing when I saw it! I kept praying no one walked in the room at that particular moment because I would never hear the end of it.
What is up with her singing stuff?? Like PERRRRRFECT or BEAUUUTIFUUULL. Today on the bowling alley rerun she did that like twenty times. I had to change the channel.
LMFAO, o wow……that looks delicious!
Overload…brain freeze…
Giada is a gorgeous Italian American. I love Italian because I am Italian and OH…would I… she is hot and she can cook. Gay guys go back in the closet.
If it looked that good….Id eat it all the time….unlike the gay dudes speaking earlier…said it would make them turn gay if they were not already. Get out of town!!!Lock yourself in the closet bitches..Man her pork looked ready to eat…LMAO
When I saw this episode I thought the SAME THING! HAHA
WTF?? How did she get my fleshlight?
As an aside, the top photo makes her bobble-head look even more huge. Even her boobs shrink in comparison to that gourd. I simply can’t watch her show – between her enormous bobble head, sighs of ecstasy, and stupid closeup shots, it’s a wonder I haven’t gouged out my eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon or pierced both of my eardrums with a sharpened chopstick. Gaahhhh!!
I’m sure her closet case husband would never figure it out
PS: Her baby is butt-ugly!
I think her baby is cute!
Well….. at least it doesn’t smell like dead fish!
Typical misogynistic comment. I hope you and your boyfriend are very happy.
Oh look, a defensive feminist. How cute.
penis penis penis, i made you out of gay
LOL
speaking of which, she has a massive head
time for a foodgasm
I refuse to believe that any of this was unintentional.
To all my lesbian friends: chow down. As a gay man, keep that little pink chop far away from me.
Om nom noms ;)
Sincerely, a lesbian friend
OMG. Why does she always have a low
cut top on. Cannot watch her show.
When she says aaaannnnnnnnnndddddddddd
my ears bleed.
It’s more of an e sound. “EEEyuuuund… some mascarpone! See how pretty that looks? Sooo guurrrgusss.”
Her pronunciation of “and” isn’t nearly as annoying as “ree-gaa-tooooooo-nee” or “mooo-tza-reeeh-la”.
I would definitely have sex with that pork chop.
And Giada.
Sorry, I’m NOT gay.
With this one, you have to stuff it BEFORE you eat it.
i would eat them both!!!!!!
i could totally use that for practice
nom nom
Oh, if only hers was that pretty!
(I’m presuming of course. I’ve never seen her uh…uh…whatever you want to call it, but I think it is a safe bet the pork looks better.)
*sigh* Giada, my little pork chop, why must you tease me so?
(She may be annoying at times, and speaks her own dialect of EYE-talian, but still. Anytime, anywhere, like the fist of an angry god.)
When I saw the headline, I was so sure before even seeing the picture, that it was going to be a picture of food resembling a penis….so imagine my pleasant surprise when it was actually a vagina!
#ladiesrepresent
All it needs now is some Eye-talian sausage.
Yeah she overdoes the sound effects but she has a cool,likeable style.
So typical of Giada and inappropriate for the rest of us.
She could fry that after I fuck her.
you’re not offering to fry it for her? Be a gentleman, Doug.
I apologize Lisa.
I could fry that after I fuck her.
Thank you.
Could have been worse, it could have been Paula Deen.
PMSL
That’s what hers looks like when John Meyer is finished with her. Poor Todd, he only get the brown round.
I often come close to having sexual fantasies about Giada, but then I remember I have standards so I fantasize about Nigella instead.
Why is Giada holding my vagina? I deserve to know what she stuffed it with! I was drunk, OK.
If your vagina is THAT pretty and pink, I think we need to have coffee some time.
loooolll
I guess after so much cleavage it was the next logical thing.
Wow, a re-post? That’s no fun. Surely food network has done something horrible lately. Perhaps that creepy chopped sugar knock off?
Hmm… Heading to the fridge right now.
That looks like it should be featured on Down Home with the neeley’s. They all should get a room.
I need to find a video clip of Giada I have seen where she is rubbing down a turkey wing. Looks like the best hand job evar! An d she is of course moaning and ooing and ahhing in the backround as the professional cameramen at the food network arezoomed in tight on the wing…
And that pork chop is totally NSFW, is it wrong that I have an erection..?
I’m thankful I did not see this episode. The fact that she went on to stuff that chop is hilarious. I’m afraid if I HAD watched it, any local carpet cleaning ads would have lead to a meltdown. Cheers to sanity.
I’m buying Giada a turtleneck sweater for Christmas.