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Helpful Secrets Of A Restaurant Chef
Posted on December 28th 2011 by Jillian Madison

-submitted by Abby


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    15 Responses

  1. mikeytwoshoes says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    there are certain things you can’t do without it.

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  2. So There says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Yes, yes it is.

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  3. Livvy says:
    December 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    there are moments like this that I’m reduced to middle school humor and sit here giggling :)

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  4. Abby says:
    December 28, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    Thank you for posting my submission!

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  5. Tom says:
    December 28, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    I bet she is a freak in bed.

    It “comes” out when she cooks.

    Love you Anne!!!

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  6. Kelli says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Always!

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  7. deb says:
    December 28, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    anne—you HAVE to love her!

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  8. Scot Z says:
    December 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    I talk like this all the time working on my car. “Yeah, it just needed a little lubrication. I was able to slip it right in!”

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  9. Queen of the World says:
    December 30, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    And a lot of lube is a GREAT thing!
    Love Anne!

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  10. Matt says:
    January 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Anne Burrell is the most annoying person on TFN. She’s right up there with Sandra, Alex, and Donatella. I don’t understand the gigantic lesbian circle-rub over this woman. All you did was whine about Joo and her obsession with Chef Faulkner and you’re doing the same thing with Anne Burrell…talk about the pot and the freakin’ kettle…

    Guarnaschelli is also freakin’ terrible. All she does is scowl.

    Zakarian wasn’t my first choice for the next Iron Chef but he and Faulker are much better to watch than Anne Burrell and Alex Guarnaschelli.

    If Anne served you duck shit covered in horse droppings soaked in elephant piss, you’d call her a genius. You know I’m right.

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    • Enamel says:
      January 5, 2012 at 3:23 am

      Wow Matt that’s some hostility you got going on there. It’s a humor blog. Get a grip.

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    • tami says:
      June 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

      i could not agree with you anymore. I can not stand watching her.I was wondering if it was just me but i know its not now.She’s really annoying.

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  11. K.B. says:
    January 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    I just really want confirmation she says these things on purpose. There’s no way one woman can make so many sexual innuendoes in so many episodes by accident. I love it.

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  12. laidbackdad says:
    January 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Im pretty sure you wont need lube with this one, but be damn sure you strap a board on your ass so you don’t fall in!

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  13. Her says:
    February 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    I’d rather watch paint dry than Anne Burrell do anything.

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