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Jade’s Music Class
Posted on December 28th 2011 by Jillian Madison

Giada’s daughter Jade is undeniably a beautiful little girl, whom Giada loves to show off AS MUCH AS FREAKING HUMANLY POSSIBLE on EVERY FREAKING ONE OF HER SHOWS AND INTERVIEWS AND APPEARANCES (sometimes, quite awkwardly):

Last week, Giada made a feast for the parents and children in Jade’s music class. It inspired an FNH reader named Christine to write in and send us her thoughts:

Really Giada? How do you expect to make friends with the other kids’ moms when you make PB&J crepes? Or your own homemade ketchup? What working mom really has time to run home, change, make crepes, and get to music class on time? Way to make friends and influence people. Other parents won’t want to have Jade in their class in school when it comes time for Birthdays. What are you going to do, sculpt the class photo out of cake?

And, roll credits.



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    43 Responses

  1. Ginger says:

    Yea, saw this episode and wondered what planet Giada is from. PB&J CREPES? Is this what people eat in CA? Sounds way to posh for most parents with young kids. She really is out of her gord these days with fame.

  2. I think I saw this episode, she said to use 1 pat of butter for each crepe! In the recipe on foodtv.com it said 3 tbsp cut into cubes. the crepes in the show were swimming in butter, the poor kids probably got diarrhea after eating them!

  3. Sarah says:

    I would be very surprised if Jade was in a school with other children whose mothers had to work outside the home. Giada doesn’t seem the type to allow her daughter to socialize with “those people.”

  4. Skats says:

    This was awkward to watch…for many reasons.

  5. Latte Madonna says:

    Didn’t she make lamb chops for the kids? Because that’s what I make for playdates.

  6. LaLa says:

    Most kids I know would be much happier with a regular PB&J than crepes!

  7. So There says:

    She has no clue of the real world. She comes from
    money and probably never had to struggle for anything.

  8. Sue ZQ says:

    you think crepes was over the top? That was the dessert. The main course was lamb chops for the kids, to dip in the homemade ketchup. I can just imagine my kids “What’s with the grilled cheese and spaghetti-o’s?! when we go to Jade’s house, her Mom makes us lamb chops”

  9. Sabrina says:

    “My girl likes sausage, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Oh dear Giada, there are far to many things wrong with this clip and this is only one of the problems!

    • Plumpy says:

      Yeahhhhhh….Jade likes sausage. Just like her mommy. I don’t know if it’s just me but each time I see Giada with her daughter (a whole hell of a lot) I don’t get a real warm, maternal vibe from her. Giada seems totally self-absorbed.

    • car says:

      dude – she’s talking about a 2 year old kid. freaks. my 2 year old boy loves sausage. does that make him gay? i think i am done with this site and is misanthropic sycophants. It’s not even that witty or funny. I’d much rather read the same post on d listed 10000000 times. Even at its most mean spirited it’s far more funny, insightful, funny and interesting than this site. gooooooodbye sheeps! keep rocking out to nadia g (whose book is forwarded by the hated guy fieri and anne burrell since jillian loves them and so all readers of this blog must love them as well. SO it is written!)

      • ravenamore says:

        Nice big words there, been waiting awhile to use them?
        If you really don’t like this site, go to the other one, we don’t want to hear you whine about it.

      • Lemon says:

        yet here you are at 2 am… tsk tsk

        Dont like it then dont come here, not that hard

      • jean says:

        Totally agree…others would have time
        to make food for their family if they didnt spend lazy time commenting negative thoughts about others. take care of your own family and stop being haters

      • Hm... says:

        Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

  10. Curtis says:

    Handing a kid a plastic kazoo does not a music class make, my friends.

    And yeah, I definitely never had lamb as a child. Perhaps I was sheltered, but I know I was a little shithead, so if my mom tried to pull that, I would have been squalling for my macaroni and chicken nuggets.

  11. deb says:

    just wrong on so many levels
    impossible to choose……….
    I feel for those kids in the music class
    if
    A. that’s the food they EXPECT
    b.they actually knew what lamb was
    c. they actually ate those crepes!

    now on to the sausage remark…
    it will live forever on youtube.
    way to go, Giada!
    jade is scarred for life, I can’t wait for junior high……

  12. Mogzilla says:

    Who in their right mind would bring peanut anything to a gathering of small children? Both of my kids’ (public) schools are nut free because of allergies. I find that far more objectionable than trying to introduce kids to lamb.

    • nursefoodie says:

      To be fair, I don’t think she went to the music class. I believe she had a music lesson at her house and then had food for them there. I could be wrong, since the show was on in the background while I was making plain old sugar cookies for the kids.

  13. Ken says:

    I may be in the minority, but I really don’t think Jade is all that adorable. She seems to have adopted the mile-wide forehead of her mother and the silence submissiveness of her daddy.

  14. bananacat says:

    In college I used to babysit for a really hoity-toity couple. They would even hire me to wrangle up all the kids while they had parties, just because they could afford to. All the parents were there, but they liked to have a 20 year-old poor girl on their dime.

    Anyway, even they didn’t make their kids eat fancy stuff. They made gourmet food for the adults, and the kids got chicken nuggets, grapes, and those smiley potatoes. Even these pretentious asses knew that you can’t get a whole group of little kids to eat grown-up food. Giada is so clueless.

  15. Teague says:

    It’s not her daughter the kid is more of an accessory she drags around(with the help of a nanny no doubt) to elicit compliments (about Giada) form people.

    And only large headed ego maniacal Giada could figure out a way to name the baby after herself.

    • Confused says:

      So you’ve never known or heard of a child who was named after a parent? Or are you just up in arms because a FEMALE named a child after herself?

      • sea hag says:

        Huh? Little kid may be cute and all, but every time I hear “Jade” I think “stripper name”.

      • Lisa says:

        What does being a FEMALE have to do with it? There was no sexism in the original post.

        • Just sayin' says:

          I believe Confused means that it’s normal and widely accepted for boys to be named after their fathers; and then carry the same name on through generations. The original post had claimed that Giada is the only one who would pass on her name to her daughter, because she’s (Giada) “egotistical and has a large head.” I’m assuming that’s that Confused was getting at.

  16. Giada is full of Morta-dell-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Jade might be adorable to old Pirhanna mouth but to me she’s just another rug-rat sitting in a warm pile after eating that crapolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

  17. Leo the Lion says:

    Bwahahahah! Funniest comment I’ve seen in a while, and true too!

  18. John says:

    But you’re missing the point!

    Jade is receiving, at a minimum, union scale for her highchair appearance. More likely, she is earning more in that show that most of us earned this week.

    Giada, of course, has her contract. Every family member–of every ‘chef’–that shows up just adds to the family piggy bank. You will not find a recipe for anything involving piggybanks on the Food Network.

  19. Mal_Pal says:

    Everything about her show is sickeningly pretentious, her daughter is just another prop on the set and another way to show us how perfect and pristine Giada’s life is. Why does a baby have to be on a cooking show? Why do we need a segment of of the show dedicated to Giada feeding her kid? How is that related to cooking? Are we really supposed to care that the kid likes sausage or get some sort of satisfaction out of watching the child eat? Watching a toddler smash tomato sauce all over her face does not make me want to try Giada’s recipes.

  20. Lisa says:

    Ugh, this baby obsession has to stop. The whole mommy-culture is sickening. I don’t want to watch someone else’s kid eat, or throw a tantrum — not that Jade would do the latter; she’s too European. We don’t throw tantrums, we throw plates.

  21. Zin says:

    I don’t see the big deal. I don’t have kids, but as a child, I wasn’t into the “ketchup and sandwiches” crap that I was given. I wanted what the grownups were eating. So her kid is gonna have a sophisticated palate. Who cares?

  22. reliantrobin says:

    When I was a kid I wasn’t catered to but was expected to eat what the grownups ate. Therefore I loved pb&j sandwiches just like the next kid, but I also loved tuna salad and carrot sticks, turkey breast on wheat bread, and whatever else I got for lunch. And I ate broccoli without any sauce on it because I actually liked the taste of broccoli.

    Still, I was fed foods that were inexpensive and rather easy to make because my parents were real parents who worked real jobs, had to negotiate real household budgets, and really had to pay for their own food. There was no fake play job b.s. for them, nor were they paid exorbitant sums of money or were scions of Hollywood royalty who were raised in extreme wealth and luxury. Hell, my parents came from extreme poverty, none more so than my dad. We ate a lot of chicken, ground beef, and hot dogs because they were the most economical things to buy and consume.

    I really wish 1%ers such as Giada (and Ina) could cross over and live life as a 99%er for a year. They’d be forced to shop at Walmart, skip the vacations because of a couple of home repairs that needed to be taken care of, drive a cheap(er) car, wear off-the-rack stuff from Sears for their “dress up” days, walk around in slip-on canvas shoes because they’re the most comfortable, eat out occasionally at fast food joints, fret over the skyrocketing cost of gas, slave at a regular job, have to do everything at home on their own (no off-camera nannies or housekeeping staff!), live in a small ranch-style home, and save up to go to the occasional movie. As much as I’m imagining Ina becoming suicidal over this, I’m thinking Giada would probably slit her wrists first. At least Ina remembers her grandparents as being considerably more humble people.

    • Liz says:

      Ina also repeatedly rejected requests from the Make-A-Wish Foundation when the six-year-old Enzo asked to meet with her for his wish. It wasn’t until long after the media started calling her out on it that she decided she would finally grace him with her presence. He chose to swim with dolphins instead. Ina’s full of herself, and I bet she doesn’t even know what the word “humble” means. Giada’s an egoist, but at least she’s never told a dying kid that she doesn’t have time to waste on him. This was a reply to this, but it posted separately.

  23. Liz says:

    Ina also repeatedly rejected requests from the Make-A-Wish Foundation when the six-year-old Enzo asked to meet with her for his wish. It wasn’t until long after the media started calling her out on it that she decided she would finally grace him with her presence. He chose to swim with dolphins instead. Ina’s full of herself, and I bet she doesn’t even know what the word “humble” means. Giada’s an egoist, but at least she’s never told a dying kid that she doesn’t have time to waste on him.

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