Archives for "December, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th December 2011

10 Slogan Ideas For The Food Network

These days, every organization has a slogan. Hell, even we have one – “cook with them, laugh with us!” Sadly, the Food Network doesn’t seem to have any regularly used, easily identifiable catchphrases of their own. So, we thought we’d help them out by coming up with a few slogans they could use to promote [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th December 2011

Tis The Season: Guy Makes Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa Cake

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th December 2011

Why Is Bama Glama On The Food Network?

Bama Glama premiered on the Food Network on Friday. It’s not so much “brainless entertainment” as it is a painful, terrifying test of your will and strength as a human being. It’s the kind of show that makes you question if you really want to continue living on this planet anymore. It’s the kind of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th December 2011

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And The Next Iron Chef Is…

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. The lord of the fireplaces… the king of St. Barts… the master of brunch… Geoffrey Zakarian beat Elizabeth Falkner in tonight’s finale of Next Iron Chef. And how do I feel about that? I wanted to see Burrell or Guarnaschelli take it. Other than that, I really didn’t care who [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th December 2011

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Ina Garten: Barefoot In London

This weekend, Food Network re-aired the Ina Garten special: Barefoot In London. While that sounds like a sure-fire way to contract Hepatitis C, it was really just an hour of Ina and Jeffrey gallivanting around London, kissing under statues, kissing on buses, and eating English foods. If you didn’t catch it, here’s what you missed: [...]

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