Archives for "December, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th December 2011

Did TV Guide Reveal The Winner Of “Next Iron Chef?”

Is this an epic fail on TV Guide’s part or just generic usage of a masculine pronoun? Have I been wrong all this time with my prediction a woman would become the Next Iron Chef? Looks like we’re going to have to tune in Sunday night to find out! (Thanks for submitting this, Jason! Here’s [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th December 2011

PAULA DEEN Potpourri

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th December 2011

Ridiculous Holiday Recipe Of The Week: Candle Salads

Okay, so this one isn’t technically from Food Network… it’s a user-submitted recipe from Penzey’s spice catalog. And guess what, y’all? Laurel Cosbie just can’t wait to dig out her holiday recipes and make these peen salads for her husband, DICK! Yeah. You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. Want to make this at [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th December 2011

Aaron McCargo’s Holiday Gift Advice (& A Lazy Mailman Rant)

Just when I started losing sleep over what to buy my mailman this holiday season, Aaron McCargo stepped up to the plate with this helpful idea: That’s definitely some advice I won’t be taking. My mailman certainly isn’t on his feet all day. Every time I see him, he’s off in his little white buggy [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th December 2011

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Next Iron Chef: Just The Good Stuff (Episode 7)

(Sorry for the typo in the pic. I type too damn fast.) This week, the final 4 left NYC behind and set sail for the Hamptons. Zakarian noted that it was a place that “attracts wealthy people” and that he “comes here on occasion.” Get it? Because he’s a wealthy person. With seven fireplaces. And [...]

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