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PAULA DEEN Potpourri
Posted by Jillian Madison

    23 Responses

  1. DougDoo says:

    That goddamn woman induces me to vomit.

  2. Dottie says:

    Can’t stand that vile woman.

  3. Ball Peen says:

    Do you think she would teach me how make alot of money?

  4. Shu says:

    What’s with the post-it on the wall in the first pic? Douchebag reminders?

    • car says:

      shu – I agree. I was thinking if it was some wanna be hipster joke – an attempt to be against the grain and “free spirited”. such a dumb note!

  5. Ball Peen says:

    Do you think she would show me how to make alot of money?

  6. Ferd Berfle says:

    Poor Cary Grant. I can see Poopy Pauler swooping in on him via airplane – and then slathering him in buttah.

  7. LauraS says:

    The other day on the Colber Report, Stephen Colbert was talking about a huge butter shortage in Norway. I’m willing to bet Paula Deen has something to do with it.

  8. SceneKnotHerd says:

    Dammit I laughed! The Golden Girls one and the Spiderman one were my favs.

  9. nonamesue says:

    What’s up with the ‘take someone’s drink at Starbucks on purpose” post it on the wall behind the tree in the first picture?

  10. Pat says:

    I know that Golden Girls episode. “Miami, Miami, you’ve got style. Blue skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile.”

  11. Alexandrite says:

    The one with the pug is great! I can kill 2 birds with one stone with that picture–I can send it to a friend of mine at work, who has 2 pugs, when she comes back from maternity leave (she had a baby boy, not the pugs) and we can use it for our National Punctuation Day celebration next year (I work in the editorial dept of a testing company) as an example of how NOT to punctuate the the word YOUR’S. But I’m sure that’s how Pauler woulda did it.

  12. Jill says:

    That poor pug having to wear the hideous wig.

  13. KC03 says:

    The Wicked one killed me.

  14. Susie says:

    Ok, I don’t care what anyone says. I love the SHIT out of Paula Deen. I firmly believe that everything tastes better deep fried and smothered in butter.

    And all of these are hilarious. I want that pug.

  15. Diane says:

    LOL! Awesome :) The pug one is my favorite although it is a hundred times cuter and more appealing than Pauler.

  16. tpeezy says:

    Oh no, the Assasin’s Creed one! What would Ezio do if he saw Paula….

  17. Guest says:

    I cracked up with the pug and the Golden Girls!

  18. Casey83 says:

    Every time I see someone make stupid grammatical errors I wanna spit on them. For the pug picture, IT’S “YOURS” NOT “YOUR’S.” It’s not hard to know how to place your apostrophes people. Stop making such stupid, idiotic, third grade mistakes! As much as I like the picture, stupid people should not breed, EVER!

  19. Marcwulf says:

    What made these all the better… Listening to the Dead Space 2 soundtrack while looking at these pictures. Seriously, find “It had to be Unitology” on YouTube and listen to it while looking at these. Priceless.

  20. ed says:

    Did you see Pauler has announced she has diabetes? In related news, the sky is blue.

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