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Okay, so this one isn’t technically from Food Network… it’s a user-submitted recipe from Penzey’s spice catalog. And guess what, y’all? Laurel Cosbie just can’t wait to dig out her holiday recipes and make these peen salads for her husband, DICK! Yeah. You just can’t make this stuff up, folks.
Want to make this at home? Just shove a banana into a pineapple ring, and add some random splooges of cream cheese for that nice semen-y look. Yum-o and delish!
Great recipe, Laurel! I know a lot of people who would just love to gobble that up this holiday season.
(Thanks for the tip, Faron!)
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