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Top 10 Turkey Cake Fails From Thanksgiving
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Top 10 Turkey Cake Fails From Thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving has come and gone – but the memories of these terrifying turkey cakes will remain:
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Actually, the second-to-last example, there, doesn’t look *too* bad, but I couldn’t stop laughing at either the penis-turkey or the Cthulhu turkey… :)
Haha, it doesn’t look too bad as far as realistic-ness. But as far as cakes go, it just looks like a dry hunk of meat on top of a dry cake. These are all nasty!
WHICH penis turkey? Jeez, what the hell is wrong with these people???
3rd penis turkey was the best penis turkey. The other ones looked more like shits.
Too many of these turkeys look like one of Paula Deen’s deep fried turds.
That was my first impression also, although some of them looked like penises.
Not an appetizing one in the bunch!
Apparently some cake decorators out there never learned that cock is another word for rooster, not turkey….
poop, poop, poop
Geez, how hard is it to make a turkey that doesn’t look like poop?
The last one looks more like an octopus than a turkey!
That’s what I was thinking. “Why is that squid wearing a full Native American head dress?”
Looks like an octopus when a knob !!
I saw it as a rendition of Shiva displaying Thanksgiving spirit.
I think it looked a little bit like black zoidberg!!
Did you find these at one of those erotic bakeries?
Am I missing something? I have never heard of a turkey cake. We eat pumpkin pie at my Thanksgiving. Who wants cake after all the other food?
After seeing these interpretations of turkey cakes I really don’t want to see their vision of a pumpkin “pie”
Thanksgiving is for pie, never cake.
Cake is for birthdays.
Thanksgiving can be for cookies as well! Delicious, delicious cookies
Barf!
The first one looks like a turd and the 2nd and 3rd look like penises.
Barf!
The first one looks like a turd and the 2nd and 3rd ones look like penises.
for more of these abominations (and practically every other holiday too) — check out CakeWrecks ~ even one of the featured Turkey Cakes on this post came from that blog too.
Can’t anyone post about cakes without CAKEWRECKS getting a mention? That site is so 2008. There are dozens of hilarious cakes they don’t have on their site, hence this post!
Hey, if CakeWrecks had a post about food network show (and their cake fails) — I’d comment and point the way to FNH as well, especially if they use a screenshot from FNH.
All of these images are on Cakewrecks, and in fact most of them are from the same post on Cakewrecks. A post that was made roughly when it was appropriate, i.e. the week of Thanksgiving.
Who are you – the cakewreck police? Give me a break.
I posted this last year. This is a repost that’s over a year old. So if Cakewrecks has an identical post they swiped it from me.
:) on top of it as usual Jillian :)
That last one seriously looks like the dog climbed up onto the table, and did his business right there on the cake. Ew!
wow turd ville
I’ve never seen such phallic turkeys!
The Buche De Noel-ish treatment of #4 is kinda clever, though still not very appetizing.
The “Diseased Penis” turkey in #3 just about made me hurl, though.
Holy Mother of God, the horror, the horror!
Oh Christ – I don’t know why but that post tore me up! I am dying over here!! Funny stuff.
Brown frosting never doesn’t look like poop.
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What a way to top off a delicious Thanksgiving dinner but with a turdkey cake?
As Giada says, you always eat with your eyes first. After seeing these cakes, I am now sick to my stomach.
I think the cupcake one is actually pretty cute, but the rest are just downright scary!
The second one SCARES me.
PEOPLE just because you watch people make cakes does NOT mean that everyone can do it. STOP with the penis turkey cakes. That does not say Happy Thanksgiving!
The third one looks like a crotch shot of Guy Fieri, taken with a macro lens.
Wow, that was a good laugh. Fecal Phallic cakes! Yum! And a couple that look like the frozen waste they dump out of airplane lavatories! Soooo appetizing.
In the famous words of Cleveland “Ohhhh, thaaaat’s naaaasstyyyy.”
They look like an NBA shower.
Ewwwww…..
That last one… Cakethulhu Frostagn!
OMG. I just saw this post and read the comments. I can’t stop laughing……LOL.