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Top 10 Turkey Cake Fails From Thanksgiving
Posted by Jillian Madison

    47 Responses

  1. David J Rust says:

    Actually, the second-to-last example, there, doesn’t look *too* bad, but I couldn’t stop laughing at either the penis-turkey or the Cthulhu turkey… :)

  2. Swick says:

    Too many of these turkeys look like one of Paula Deen’s deep fried turds.

  3. Gypsy says:

    Not an appetizing one in the bunch!

  4. dX927 says:

    Apparently some cake decorators out there never learned that cock is another word for rooster, not turkey….

  5. oh_come_on says:

    poop, poop, poop

  6. Rachel says:

    The last one looks more like an octopus than a turkey!

  7. Robert says:

    Did you find these at one of those erotic bakeries?

  8. JillCool says:

    Am I missing something? I have never heard of a turkey cake. We eat pumpkin pie at my Thanksgiving. Who wants cake after all the other food?

  9. Danielle says:

    Thanksgiving is for pie, never cake.
    Cake is for birthdays.

  10. shortcake says:


    The first one looks like a turd and the 2nd and 3rd look like penises.

  11. shortcake says:


    The first one looks like a turd and the 2nd and 3rd ones look like penises.

  12. H.C. says:

    for more of these abominations (and practically every other holiday too) — check out CakeWrecks ~ even one of the featured Turkey Cakes on this post came from that blog too.

    • Greg says:

      Can’t anyone post about cakes without CAKEWRECKS getting a mention? That site is so 2008. There are dozens of hilarious cakes they don’t have on their site, hence this post!

      • H.C. says:

        Hey, if CakeWrecks had a post about food network show (and their cake fails) — I’d comment and point the way to FNH as well, especially if they use a screenshot from FNH.

      • Thanatos says:

        All of these images are on Cakewrecks, and in fact most of them are from the same post on Cakewrecks. A post that was made roughly when it was appropriate, i.e. the week of Thanksgiving.

  13. Amy says:

    That last one seriously looks like the dog climbed up onto the table, and did his business right there on the cake. Ew!

  14. Bonzy22 says:

    wow turd ville

  15. Adam says:

    I’ve never seen such phallic turkeys!

  16. Deaner says:

    The Buche De Noel-ish treatment of #4 is kinda clever, though still not very appetizing.

    The “Diseased Penis” turkey in #3 just about made me hurl, though.

  17. JackEughlayte says:

    Holy Mother of God, the horror, the horror!

  18. Jason says:

    Oh Christ – I don’t know why but that post tore me up! I am dying over here!! Funny stuff.

  19. Jason says:

    Brown frosting never doesn’t look like poop.

  20. spoonula says:

    What a way to top off a delicious Thanksgiving dinner but with a turdkey cake?

  21. WesternLady says:

    As Giada says, you always eat with your eyes first. After seeing these cakes, I am now sick to my stomach.

  22. Ama says:

    I think the cupcake one is actually pretty cute, but the rest are just downright scary!

  23. Hil says:

    The second one SCARES me.

  24. Poppycock says:

    PEOPLE just because you watch people make cakes does NOT mean that everyone can do it. STOP with the penis turkey cakes. That does not say Happy Thanksgiving!

  25. SixDegrees says:

    The third one looks like a crotch shot of Guy Fieri, taken with a macro lens.

  26. LadyFiona says:

    Wow, that was a good laugh. Fecal Phallic cakes! Yum! And a couple that look like the frozen waste they dump out of airplane lavatories! Soooo appetizing.

    In the famous words of Cleveland “Ohhhh, thaaaat’s naaaasstyyyy.”

  27. Ralphrc says:

    They look like an NBA shower.

  28. The Pontificator says:


  29. Marcwulf says:

    That last one… Cakethulhu Frostagn!

  30. Mary says:

    OMG. I just saw this post and read the comments. I can’t stop laughing……LOL.

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