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Giada’s Golden Globes Outfit
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The Golden Globes were filmed on Sunday night. Giada was there. AND SHE WORE THIS.
Take it away, Twitterverse!
The “outfit” was made by Valentino. What do you think? Would you wear it?
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I would definitely wear that, if I had to choose between wearing that and watching Rachel Vs. Guy: Celebrity Cookoff.
“Like”
Wonder if camel toe or moose knuckle was on the menu?
Okay, maybe I’m dense, but can someone point out to me where her pants stop and her shoes start? ‘Cause to me it looks like she is wearing a high-heeled pair of footie pajamas.
Her pants go all the way over her shoes to the floor. Her shoes are under her pants. So basically, she IS wearing a high-heeled pair of footie pajamas.
From the neck down she looks like a red Gumby, especially the feet.
A batwing shirt and matching pants? WTF?! I don’t care who made it. It looks terrible, horribly blase’. No, I wouldn’t wear this. With that hairdo, she looks like an inverse matchstick.
What I never can understand….. for a woman who’s so proud of her family, why doesn’t she ever wear a wedding ring? It always baffles me. Plus, one thing that’s really irritating the piss out of me: every time I watch her show and she has to taste something, she smacks her freaking lips, and that grates on my last f’ing nerve!!!!!
Amen to that! Gross!
And where’s her class? Women are expected to wear evening gowns to a red-carpet event, not 70′s pants suits for gawds sake.
And that outfit accentuates the fact that her humongous head represents half of her entire body weight. I feel sorry for her neck.
for what it’s worth, my partner is a chef and he never wears one either. He tried, but he was always getting it loose or caught on stuff in the kitchen, so he stopped, and even when he’s not cooking, he’s so out of the habit that he usually forgets. Not that that’s necessarily why she’s doing it, but from what I hear, it’s not uncommon the restaurant industry to not wear a wedding ring or anything else on your fingers, for that matter.
It’s very unsanitary actually. That’s why you’re not supposed to wear them in certain health care fields…germs. I’d hope chefs would respect that.
The green fern headpiece really makes that outfit.
I think she looks great, actually.
No doubt that Giada can physically pull off the outfit…but it isn’t something I would think you’d wear to the Golden Globes–one of those National Barbeque Championships, yes, but NOT to the more formal Golden Globes.
Normally, I’d agree with you, but she looks kind of lumpy in it, in the pants. It’s not flattering to her at all.
OMG, it’s the rebirth of Erica Kane.
YESSSSSS!!!!! ERICA KANE!!!!!! That is EXACTLY who she looks like!!! Circa 1985!!!!
Well said, Alexandrite!!! :D
As a stand-alone outfit, and for an everyday lunch, it’s very nice. It suits her well. However, for the Golden Globes, I would have chosen a gown.
Agreed. It’s not a bad looking outfit, it’s just not for the Golden Globes.
That red onesie is hideous! It accentuates every pubic hair on her camel toe crotch and hides her “golden globes.” This bitch needs a stylist…one that will fix her tragic hair and dress her like the Hollywood royalty that she thinks she is.
It doesn’t look like she’s even wearing her wedding ring. Uh, oh… trouble in Toddsville?
And, that outfit is hideously ugly.
What I’m curious about is why she’s even there. Was she the caterer?
Why was she there? Dino Di Laurentiis is (was) her grandfather.
Which is the only reason she has a TV show, IMHO.
Shortly after this photo was taken, Giada and the rest of the away team on Rigel IV were ambushed by Klingons. Despite Doc Bones’ best efforts, she didn’t survive.
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha! OMG! Hilarious!
Like.
Does she realize she’s wearing the equivalent of a red shirt?
hahahahahaha bwahahahahahahah !!!!!!!
Not flattering. For some reason, it just screams “1978″ to me.
18 comments and no one has mentioned how she looks like Sally O’Malley??? I can KICK and PUNCH and KICK!!! I’m GIADA!!!
I was thinking the exact same thing!
It is Sally O’Mally!!
IIIIIII’m 50!!!!!!!
The first thing that struck me was how gigantic her head is.
EXACTLY!!! Her head looks bigger than ever. I hope she fired her stylist.
I like it. I’m not sure that I’d wear it to something as “fancy” as the Golden Globes, but I like the outfit. I’d totally wear it if it were in a different color. Red looks like hell on me. She can totally do it, though.
It looks like a discarded first design of that Forever Lazy onsie thing.
wonder if it has a zippered ass?
Poor Giada needs a stylist. This outfit makes her look like she has a belly — and this is Giada we’re talking about, who weighs like 95 pounds.
Strangely, this is the first time I’v ever seen her without cleavage.
exactly. If those pants can make her tiny ass look like she’s got a beer gut, there’s no hope for those of us with actual beer guts.
How the fuck did SHE get invited in the first place? Looks like someone’s smuggling some rig-ahhhh-ton-eighhhhh around the middle there.
Good grief. This was on her Facebook page http://www.whosay.com/giadadelaurentiis/photos/117526
OMG REALLY? D:
Holy Mother of God!
what the???? wow. i…can’t….i give up.
After you recover from the large picture that the link takes you too, open the thumbnail picture below that of her and Todd and look at her arm that is wrapped around him. It looks like it should be HIS arm. I don’t know….it’s really weird looking. It’s really big and hairy. It looks normal in the other pictures. I’m not sure what’s going on.
Man hands.
Whatever you do, DON’T look at all of the photos there, especially of the back version of this hideous red outfit. You cannot un-see it!
Uh….is the nice lady in the photo link actually ironing in Giada’s camel toe crease?! That’s what it looks like to me.
Also, it seems a tidy big gauche to me to have your name be twice as big as everything else on the menu, especially when you didn’t COOK it, you just (evidently) DESIGNED it.
lmao. Look at her expression in the mirror compared to iron lady’s.
If you want to attend an award ceremony but DON’T want to be bothered by those pesky fashion reporters from E! and Access Hollywood, this is the outfit for you!
It’s not great, it’s not horrible, it’s just sort of… there.
If the bottom had been a tight, sexy A-line skirt and there was no bumpiness in the tummy area, it could have been really beautiful. As is, however, it’s terrible. Red from head to (literal) toe, is so overpowering.
I don’t mind her hair pulled back, but it needs to be looser and less severe.
IMO the top is okay. But the pants do not fit correctly and are wrinkled. I could see that top with, oh, a black satin pencil skirt and some fabulous heels.
^^^Exactly.
P.S. Your name cracks me up every time I see it.
I like the top; the picture ABS linked to shows the detail in the back, and that top is great. The pants, however, look like a polyester nightmare.
“I didn’t know they were remaking Rhoda”
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Did anyone see The Giada in Bora Bora show, or whatever it was called. That women looks great in a swimsuit. Apparently the producers of the show agree with me.
Yes. Absolutely. Plus she has more teeth than any other primate on the planet.
Barf.
Left over Christmas wrapping paper, double-stick tape and she’s good to go….
Maybe it is just me but i feel that outfit makes her head look bigger.
This shot wasn’t any better…
http://www.whosay.com/giadadelaurentiis/photos/117391
The back is cute, but it is not flattering. It almost takes effort to find something that would look this bad on someone who (head size aside) has a great body.
uh, what the fuck. Isn’t her husband in fashion? How did he let her leave the house in that shit?
does anyone remember “The Noid”?… cause I just had a childhood flashback.
Yes, she does have an unusually gigantic head. You could show a movie on her forehead. She also has more teeth than any other primate.
Her head weighs twice as much as the rest of her body. Like some giant ant. Euww
Bobble-headed bitch
All I see is GIANT HEAD
This is your fashion sense on drugs……….any questions?
Her head is too big for her to be that slim. She looks like a lollipop.
that’s what we call her in my family: la paleta (which is spanish for lollipop)…
;) (@)
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i tried to make a lollipop thingy…alas it did not work! booo!
As far as I’m concerned the only attractive thing on Giada is her rack and she doesn’t show it? That outfit is ghastly.
Maybe she put the outfit on backwards!?
At least she covered up for once. . .
The feet of those pants are not “fashionable”. They only make her look like she could not afford a tailor to do a basic hem job.
If it snaps at the crotch, I want one!
She looks like a used tampon……
I don’t know if anyone mentioned or noticed that if she’s not baring her cleavage she doesn’t know how to dress?
not that if she’s showing her tatas she looks classy but at least she is more comfortable
who shopped tammy faye’s head onto giada’s body??
Seriously? Okay, I’m a no nonsense kinda gal and very rarely do the ‘frillery’ but COME ON. You’re going to the Golden Globes and you wear THAT? Great Googly Mooglies.
And what is with that weird, mishapen bulgy shit happening south of her belt line?
Yeesh!
You go, Giada, suck in that gut. I’m starting to think that her perma-grimace is because she’s always holding her tummy in.
This says something about celebrities’ devotion to these “who gives a crap” fashion designers in their effort to seem more important than they really are. This is a Valentino….Oooohhh Valentino…as if that name makes that average looking red stretchy pants outfit ok to wear at something like the Golden Globes or to anything other than a Zumba class. “Giada, you’re wearing stretch pants to the Golden Globes…WTF?” “They’re Valentino!!….::scoff::” “Ohhhh, well then…you know, Walmart-chic really is all the rage now…bravo Valentino!”
I’m sorry, she was there why?
This makes her look odd and old.
But hey-we all make bad choices.
She’s headed to a John Mayer concert. Hence, the bib.
We have a runner! Run, runner! There is no sanctuary!
Hmmm….does anyone else wonder if that bulge is a baby bump? Was she going to have more than one kid? Seems about right, timing-wise…..not that it would make that outfit ok or anything….it’s just unflattering. And I agree with the previous posters about the bottom looking like high heeled footie pajamas…..WEIRD.
Plus, it’s just not dressy enough for the golden globes, no matter who designed it.
oh god… that last comment FTW!
In Giada’s defense, she just returned from a casting call for the live action movie production of the “Angry Birds” video game her family is making.
Cameltoni
I guess I’m the only one who noticed this, but it totally looks like she has a package between her legs. Just saying.
O.O