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I Don’t Even Want To Know
Posted on January 20th 2012 by Jillian Madison

(thanks, Jared!)


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    16 Responses

  1. Butter, Y'all says:
    January 20, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    It is exactly what it sounds like.

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  2. _Liz says:
    January 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    oh my!

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  3. Sandra-not Lee says:
    January 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Oh I want to know ;-)

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  4. 2qwerty4you says:
    January 20, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    I’d guess it is some sausage all the time, not just last night!

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  5. rin says:
    January 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    looooooooooool

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  6. Lisa says:
    January 20, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    I bet it was quite Twittelating, Tom.

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  7. hairball says:
    January 20, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    yea that one pretty much leaves no room for a reply

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  8. Bonzy22 says:
    January 20, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    dude. You know you can handle it.! lol

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  9. RR's Pompoms says:
    January 21, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Anyone we know?

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  10. Diane says:
    January 21, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Errrrrr…..

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  11. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    January 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    But did he cradle the meatballs and swallow the marinara ?

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  12. Ted says:
    January 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    mario is a sausage fest right down to the clogs in the gay color!

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  13. Maura @ Eve Was Partially Right says:
    January 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Proof positive that Twittering While Intoxicated ( TWI ) is both dangerous and HI-larious.

    WTG, Tom. Take that sausage like you mean it.

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  14. Deaner says:
    January 21, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    It would have been even better if it had been Padma he was tweeting…

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  15. laidbackdad says:
    January 25, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Only in his dreams…..

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