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All these political debates on TV have got me thinking. What would happen if Paula Deen was President?
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… The Star Spangled Banner would have to be sung: “Oh say can y’all see…”
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… Mrs. Butterworth would be named the new White House Chief Of Staff.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… The US Marines would be taught the fine arts of combat, stealth, and making gravy from pan drippings.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… Meatballs would be considered legal tender.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… Paula Deen signature mattresses in every room of the White House.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT…New Starbucks sizes: Tall, Grande, Venti, DEEN.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… The Rose Garden would be made entirely of bacon.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT…Every mixing bowl would come with a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT…Jamie and Bobby would have their faces added to Mount Rushmore.
IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT…Air Force One would be painted to look like a fudgsicle.
What do you think would happen if Paula Deen was president?
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