Archives for "January, 2012"
Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation: Photo Gallery
For some reason, Food Network loves airing reruns of the unintentionally hilarious “Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation.” Rachael packed some hideous outfits, John packed some hideous fedoras, and by time they were done filming, poor Oahu didn’t know what hit it. . . . . . . . . . This recap wouldn’t be complete without [...]
If Paula Deen Was President…
All these political debates on TV have got me thinking. What would happen if Paula Deen was President? IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… The Star Spangled Banner would have to be sung: “Oh say can y’all see…” IF PAULA DEEN WAS PRESIDENT… Mrs. Butterworth would be named the new White House Chief Of Staff. IF [...]
Ridiculous Food Network Recipe of the Week: Michael Chiarello’s Old World Italian Fruit Bowl
If this isn’t one of the most ridiculous “RECIPES” on the Food Network’s website, I don’t know what is: You’re looking at Michael Chiarello’s Old World Italian Fruit Bowl on Ice. No cooking, stirring, mixing, slicing, dicing, pouring, or measuring required! Just go to the store, buy fruit, and put it in a bowl! You [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.




