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Posted on January 9th 2012 by Jillian Madison


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    34 Responses

  1. Rogerfay says:
    January 9, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Eewwww, he’s licking his MOTHER”S finger? They are a freak show the two of them. Gross.

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  2. Daria says:
    January 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    By the way Bobby Dean’s new show looks so ridiculous. I watched about 10 minutes of it, the same show from the first screencap. He was at a donut shop getting whole wheat donuts, as if making donuts with whole wheat flour somehow makes them healthy. And they were still fried in “vegetable oil” yet were somehow low in fat. He uses the whole wheat donuts to remake his Mom’s bread pudding, which might have reduced the overall calorie count but is still high in sugar.

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    • Jimmy says:
      January 9, 2012 at 10:13 pm

      I TOTALLY AGREE THAT SHOW SUCKS!!! I love how it hangs onto Paula’s coat tails. It was gross!! Mama please love me more…ugh he’s such an attention whore

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    • Mal_Pal says:
      January 14, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      I watched the whole show, I actually liked it a little. I feel like Bobby is a little less of obnoxious and more mature than Paula is when he’s cooking by himself. I don’t know that the point was to make a dessert/dish that was like completely free of fat, sugar, and flavor. The point was to take one Paula’s obscenely fattening desserts and tone it down to something you could eat and not feel a heart attack coming on 2 minutes in. He used whole wheat donuts and fresh fruit, of course there’s sugar in there….gasp! say it ain’t so!

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  3. Anna Nimous says:
    January 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Could that wall of teeth that Giada’s sporting get any bigger?

    And do we really need to see all 64 of her teeth at once?(because that’s gotta be at least twice as many teeth as normal…)

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  4. Amberoni says:
    January 9, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    I liked The Big Waste last night, although I freely admit it was HORRIBLY named. Anne and Alex versus Bobby and Mike Symon using only food being thrown away from farms/markets, to show how wasteful the current systems can be. It seems like they kept reigning in the message in some ways, and poor Anne Burrell nearly eviscerated the inspection guy who wouldn’t let her use her prosciutto, but it was a good show. Surprisingly good. Which explains how very little promotion it received.
    And now I will slink back into my kitchen and wait for the yelling to begin.

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    • cloverleaf says:
      January 10, 2012 at 1:32 am

      I thought it was good, too, Amberoni. Agree it was a horrible name. I wonder if there will be any follow-up programs or if it was a one-shot deal to try to engender a little goodwill for the network, because the FN sure needs some.

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  5. Maura @ Eve Was Partially Right says:
    January 9, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Rachel Ray is possessed or about to drop the kids off at the pool. I can’t decide which it is. Perhaps both.

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    • Jersey Jack says:
      January 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm

      I don’t know, it looks to me like Ron Jeramy just walked in and offered to show her how to properly prepare a sausage for stuffing.

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  6. J-Man says:
    January 10, 2012 at 3:21 am

    Is Bobby describing his last “happy ending” massage?

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  7. J.P. says:
    January 10, 2012 at 8:28 am

    Uh, too many things to comment on:
    Pauler’s shirt is blinding me, as is her sons. Do they always have to wear such insane colors?
    His show blows. Period.
    Giada’s mouth is just ridiculous. I agree, she has about 3x the normal amount of teeth that most humans have.

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  8. Beth says:
    January 10, 2012 at 8:30 am

    I think I see the remnants of an umbilical cord near Bobby’s stomach. YUK. How many grown men would SUCK THEIR MOMMY’S FINGER? Are you kidding me?

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  9. FOODIE says:
    January 10, 2012 at 8:42 am

    I liked Bobby’s show, and I thought he looked extremely sexy in it. His smile could melt a thousand hearts.

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    • Barb says:
      January 14, 2012 at 4:40 am

      I was standing in line to place a sports bet at Caesar’s Palace and my husband pointed Bobby Flay out to me, as he was waiting to make his sports bets. I started to walk over and turned to my husband and said, “Forget it, I hate Bobby Flay” Until that day, I had no idea how well your voice carries in Caesar’s Palace. Boy, was my face as red as his usually is!

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  10. Sean says:
    January 10, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Well, he has to suck something right? They can’t show what he really wants. Heaven forbid they go for a low fat hot dog special. He will really be sweating.

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  11. basil says:
    January 10, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    that picture of paula deen eating donuts is one of the funniest things that i have seen today.
    she is a fatass and is going to die of diabetes!!

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  12. Joyce says:
    January 15, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I’m soooo happy we don’t get this on my continent. Especially the girl in the fore last picture looks damn creepy.

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  13. Lisa says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Rachael Ray looks like she enjoys it…

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  14. Jimmy Johnson says:
    January 21, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Has Giada’s mouth gotten bigger? I can see her molars in that frame capture.

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  15. Steve says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    HAHA. The ray ray one was perfect. I’m quite sure that Giada has a mouth piece. @jimmy, lmao, man. I’m pretty sure that she can un-hinge her jaw at supper time and eat things whole.

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