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What’s More Disgusting Than Watching Guy Fieri Eat?
Posted on January 26th 2012 by Jillian Madison

    52 Responses

  1. Disco Stain says:

    Cannot be unseen. Cannot be unseen.
    Thanks!!!

  2. _Liz says:

    Hahaha! I laughed before I even started the thing

  3. April says:

    So funny. So wrong. The only time I’ve enjoyed seeing Ferry doing anything!

  4. cloverleaf says:

    Ack……not for the sensitive or weak-stomached, that’s for sure, but very funny.

  5. Boke1 says:

    He is human Ipecac. Hopefully this will be followed up by Guy Fierri sweating in reverse.

  6. sprode says:

    I know… as if Guy Fieri eating in normal time wasn’t offensive enough.

    And Paula Deen’s publicist quit. Over the diabetes drug deal. Go figure.

    Sometimes the truth is right in front of you.

  7. Kev says:

    Aaaand I’m officially on a strict diet of air from now on.

  8. Phil Loyer says:

    I would imagine seeing him in a speedo would be worse.

  9. bunzilla says:

    ….watching Paula Deen scarfing down a cheeseburger on a recent Carnival cruise…Check out the video on Splash News…

  10. thegolli says:

    Watching (for 6 episodes only) a guy dressed in black with spiked sun glasses, uncouth behavior, questionable ethics in paying his debts, and his really unoriginal wedding designs and calling it Glama!

  11. Mama Pyjama says:

    I just knew he was a double-dipper. Absolutely disgusting, but entertaining just the same.

  12. Lisa says:

    On the plus side, he’s not naked

  13. Sonia says:

    Just as bad as that Goatse thing. BUAH!

  14. April says:

    I wish like hell I could un-see that. Maybe if I can figure out how to run it backwards? Oh, BTW….hi April!

  15. DivineCroissant says:

    The preview pic is bad enough! That guy is disgusting! I’ve never seen someone stick his tongue out so far to catch the glop dripping from his mitts–seriously think he just doesn’t know any table manners at all. Ick!

  16. Cindy says:

    horrifying

  17. Mini says:

    And here I was going to say, watching him take a shit after chowing down constantly on greasy diner food.

  18. Lana says:

    Conan promises I won’t see that again. I hope I can trust him on that one!
    Btw, loved that he said Fee-Airy and not Fee-Eddy.

  19. fondofhats says:

    whyyy why why whyyyy conan whyyy

  20. FuryOfFirestorm says:

    For fuck’s sake- the dude is a 40-something father & husband, yet he still talks with his mouth full and eats with his mouth open. I’ve seen toddlers with better table manners than Guy. Emily Post is spinning in her grave.

  21. Leann says:

    Oh god, I feel ill now.

  22. Hosoir Swabbydoe says:

    He’s eaten loaded hotdogs and sloppy ass sandwiches so this could’ve been much worse (and funnier)

  23. Alexandrite says:

    This video makes Adam Richman look like a refined, discriminating gentleman of the highest order. Makes me wonder what Fietti would be like if he had daughters instead of sons. :O(

  24. Ally says:

    AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!! My stomach is already jacked up enough this morning. I had to make it worse by watching that disturbing video. I need Alka Seltzer and a vat of eye bleach, STAT!!

  25. Teague says:

    That was hilarious! Disgusting, but hilarious.

  26. Steve says:

    Conan get’s it. It was equally as hilarious as it was disturbing. I had to watch it once more.

  27. vinfan says:

    Suggest they show that video to the Fat Chefs to speed their weight loss.

  28. Jen says:

    Haha! I have a piggy voice I do for my husband whenever we flip channels and see this guy on. Doesn’t he look like he should be on a platter w/ an apple in his mouth? wee weee weeeeee!

  29. James says:

    fat chef

  30. Christine says:

    this douche with a capitol bag makes me sick no matter what he does. it’s a sorry statement on us the american people that this asshat even has one show let alone two.

  31. Boke1 says:

    Disguysting! He’f barfilicious.

  32. Hunter says:

    Why does he put his fingers so far into his mouth when he eats?! He looks like one of those penguins coughing up food for their chicks.

  33. Spork-no-more says:

    Eyes are bleeding. But to be fair, I credit Guy with teaching me “the Hunch” so I could avoid vomiting all over myself whie viewing that little interlude.

  34. gillane says:

    your all just jealous cause guy is famous and is a real rockstar

  35. Bobby Fieri says:

    Guys, that’s my dad…….please-not nice.

    He can eat an entire whopper in 2 bites-one of the first things I remember growing up. My mom has to clean up the toilet after he goes.

    Bobby.

    • Bobby Fieri says:

      OK OK, it’s actually Hunter here (my friends call me Bobby). I love travelling with dad and watching him sneak raw uncooked snacks before they hit the plate-he’s a hungry guy.

      I am learning the art of double smacking a burger or hoagie-first it’s shoving your tongue way out so as to open the canal wide and then sliding in the burger or bun sort of like a snake eat’s it’s prey. Then it’s more swallowing than chewing.

      My dad is the best!

  36. Brianne says:

    More disgusting than watching Guy eat? Listening to Adam Richman eat. UGHHH

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