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Giada Totally Misses The Point
Posted on February 23rd 2012 by Jillian Madison

Dear naive Giada, he’s not talking about a Béchamel. Love, FNH.

AWKWARD!

(Thanks for the tip, Shaywan1!)


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    21 Responses

  1. Joel says:
    February 23, 2012 at 3:17 am

    Oh she didn’t miss the point, she’s just a whore!

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  2. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    February 23, 2012 at 5:26 am

    I’d love to see the look on Giada’s face when someone explains to her what “white sauce” really meant.

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  3. Salt&Pepper says:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:24 am

    She either didn’t pay too close attention to his statement or she was embarrassed for him. The guy sounds like a douche-lord.

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  4. LauraB says:
    February 23, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    She didn’t miss the point, unless she’s an idiot. I get the feeling that she likes naughty comments. She’s responded to similar comments with a “Ha! :-)”

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  5. David says:
    February 23, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    I bet that was Guy’s personal twitter account

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  6. John says:
    February 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    She totally got the point! Haha

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  7. Dankster says:
    February 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    BWAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!

    Perhaps Gia would like to try my protein shake as well?

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  8. sprode says:
    February 23, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Yeah, she got the point… maybe she likes white sauce.

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  9. imgovtdrone says:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    I bet Todd understood what they meant.

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  10. First Boot says:
    February 24, 2012 at 8:35 am

    Oh, she knew exactly what he meant. She dresses to provoke such responses and this knob just made her day! She could have ignored the comment, but instead she responds with “I love that”. Could she be a bigger whore?

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  11. Lana says:
    February 24, 2012 at 9:17 am

    This totally sounds like something directly from South Park’s “Creme Fraiche” episode ……
    :-)

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  12. So There says:
    February 24, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Never, ever order the ranch dressing at a restaurant.

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  13. J-Man says:
    February 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    She should’ve written back and asked for his recipe for Boy Batter.

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  14. Goober says:
    February 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Next week, Giada is inspired to cook Asian style, and whips up cream of sum yung gai.

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  15. Amy says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Responding positively to a dirty tweet makes her a whore? I think people have lost sight of what the words whore and slut actually mean. Newsflash: it has nothing to do with how you dress or what you say.

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  16. lkern says:
    February 29, 2012 at 9:13 am

    that’s roux-d

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  17. Olivea says:
    March 5, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Actually those two words kind of do have something to do with how you dress.People who are actually like that, dress like that where I’m from.

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