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Guy Fieri As Everyone
Posted on February 2nd 2012 by Jillian Madison

[Ed. note: This is what happens when you decide to photoshop Guy Fieri's eyes and mouth on other celebrity chefs. The results are truly hideous. ]



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    112 Responses

  1. Zach says:

    They all remind me of mutts.

  2. Judith says:

    Flayboy and Ina are the best matches.

  3. jillyano says:

    I think Anne looks most natural.

  4. suebee says:

    Pure GENIUS, Jillian!!

  5. michmom05 says:

    Is that last one GF’s face superimposed on Anne Burrelle’s head, or is it him after he leaves the salon?

    The one of Ina made me laugh out loud. Ina with facial hair…who wouldn’t love that?

  6. byrdie says:

    LMFAO!

  7. Nice work, Jillian.

    Anyone else notice the horrifying difference on the Sandra Lee pics of her neck/chestline? Good god, Sandy, the graphic artists blocked out all your human-ness on that cover pic.

  8. Sarah says:

    Careful with the term “chef” . Most of them are home cooks.

  9. BOO says:

    Dam Jillian, you get bored, and we laugh our asses off!!

    Good job!

  10. CherryRose says:

    I suppose it’s because Ina is my FN favorite, but any of the spoofs that Jillian does with the Barefoot Contessa make me smile and/or laugh!

  11. TooHotTamales says:

    OMG!

    Guy as Ina is absolutely Rob Reiner as “Mike Stivic” in All in the Family!

  12. tardigrade says:

    He’s disturbingly attractive as Giada and Rachel (is that who the 2nd pic is?).

  13. Syd says:

    God DAMN! Nightmare material.

  14. hairball says:

    is it just me or does he look like corey feldman?

  15. Alex says:

    The Guy-Sandra Lee creation looks like some gay men I’ve seen on OkCupid.

  16. lucy says:

    I couldn’t see the difference between Bobby Flay the original and the Booby Flay/Guy Fieri combo!

  17. Rachel in NC says:

    Surprisingly, Anne Burrell doesn’t look that different! LOL

  18. Freezezzy says:

    “When plastic surgery goes bad.”

    Especially the one between Ina and Anne (is that Anthony Bourdain behind that Guy mask?)

    Scary stuff.

  19. Gypsy says:

    Ha ha ha! The Ina one made me laugh!

    The Sandra Lee ones are downright scary!

  20. Leigh Ann says:

    That is beyond horrifying. I’m thinking Sandra should probably see a dermatologist for all the sunspots on her neck…good lord. That face with Giada’s giant forehead and boobs is really the stuff of nightmares.

  21. zyncooktop says:

    Very clever! The Ina one really cracked me up!

  22. Fuy Gieri says:

    Mein eyes! Gott in Himmel!!! Mein eyes!!!!

  23. Busta_91 says:

    Blobby Fieri looks a hell of a lot like a personified Chuck E Cheese. I’m terrified.

  24. TracerX says:

    Holy crap. Right now, I’m looking at a big bite episode w/Guy and his “sista from anotha mista” – he seriously just said that. He and Anne Burrell keep zig zagging back and forth and I’m ready to swear they’re the same person. BTW, what is it w/this channel and the effing fennel anyway? It’s in every goddamn dish. Sick.

  25. froglegs says:

    The Paula Deen hair looks more natural than his own in a Kenny Rogers kinda way.

  26. The Ina Fieddi looks like a guy from a Robin Hood movie, or that “free credit report” commercial. Time for a new “do” Ina, that Hershey Kiss shape is not good.

  27. Diane says:

    Hilarious!! The Ina Garten one made me laugh out loud.

  28. Amber says:

    oh my gosh that is just freaky!

  29. Scott says:

    Ha! With the exception of who I think is supposed to be Bourdain, they all look like Corey Feldman!

  30. scott says:

    The only one that looks like it belongs, strangely, is the Anne Burrell one. Until this weekend when I saw her on Big Bites, I thought they were the same person.

  31. Steph says:

    So, Corey Feldman is the love child of Guy Fieri and Rachel Ray?

  32. Krez says:

    Guy Sandra is horrifying. Guy Ina is alarmingly natural.

  33. Jenn-nay says:

    Now, what would everyone look like in his clothes?

  34. Jimmy Johnson says:

    I didn’t know goatees were supposed to have wing tips.

  35. John says:

    (Cue the ‘new’ Battlestar Galactica intro music)
    There are many copies…and they have a plan.

  36. Drew says:

    ITS A MAN

  37. Angie says:

    he looks like corey feldman.

  38. fxtech says:

    Wow! These photo’s bring back some memories. For those of you who didn’t experiment with LSD in their youth… Well, here you go!

  39. serutan says:

    Whoa!

    Bobby Flay looks like … Bobby Flay.
    Paula looks like a guy.
    Tony Bourdain looks like the Incarnation of Evil.
    The Giadia looks familiar, but I can’t place it to save my life.
    Anne Burrel looks like Guy in drag.
    Lush Sandy, oooo, uggg, where was that brain bleach?

  40. anon says:

    Do you realize you didn’t need to photoshop him as burrell? Perhaps only a mustache..but yeeeeah. Hahahaha.

  41. Mumbles says:

    I think that the Rachael Ray/Guy hybrid monstrosity sort of resembles Cory Feldman.

  42. Mumbles says:

    Guy’s tits are actually way bigger than Giada’s.

  43. Squarebob Spongepants says:

    Wow, this post really creeped me out.

  44. Jen says:

    Guy looks like Swayze

  45. Jen says:

    Here’s what I know…he looks much better as a brunette (with or without cleavage)

  46. Julie says:

    OMFG That is awesome!!! I love Guy Giada and Guy Ina

  47. Julie says:

    Hey…one more thing….what photoshop do you use to do this sort of thing with???? Anyone???

  48. Yeaaahtoast says:

    OMFG. I can barely type through the tears. Ina, hahaha, CLASSIC!!!

  49. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    #2 — what John Cusimano will look like in a couple of years
    #3 — what Retchel looks like now

  50. Boobilicious says:

    OMG, Ina! Enough said.

  51. meg says:

    is it just me or is the sandra lee version on the right side kind of hot? in like a cary elwes-princess bride-pirate-y kind of way?

  52. B-Diddy says:

    You forgot to photoshop the one of Anne Burrelle. It’s just a picture of her unshaven. Please fix this immediately.

  53. Lena says:

    The one with Ina made me laugh out loud.

  54. foodie says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH @ the one with Ina!!

  55. Lizzy says:

    The Rachael Ray one looks like Corey Feldman.

  56. Jessi says:

    Whoa! Guy actually looks kinda (I said kinda) hot as Anne Burrell. I think he should grow his hair out like that. It’s already the right color.

    And somehow I am turned on and absolutely appalled at the same time by the Bobby Flay/Guy Fieri morph. Is that possible to be turned on and appalled at the same time?

    • Kito says:

      I find Bobby Fieri (Guy Flay?) strangely hypnotic.

    • Anna Nymous says:

      No, it’s not impossible — ’cause I’m right there with you.

      Can’t stand Flay, can’t stand Fieri…but I’m kinda diggin’ on the combo. Just before the hair on the back of my neck stands up and I get a little nauseous.

    • reliantrobin says:

      There ain’t nothing wrong with finding the Guy/Bobby combination “hot”! Hell, I was just coming over here to say that said combination actually looks remarkably like “Desperate Housewives” co-star Ricardo Chavira! You know, Gabby’s husband. And that is really, really strange, since both Guy and Bobby have Texas connections (Guy’s come to Texas about a billion times for DDD and Bobby’s got a Texan wife), and Ricardo’s from Texas.

  57. Carol says:

    Is it just me or does he suddenly look like Corey Feldman?

  58. dougv says:

    Nice one, Bobby Flay’s reminds me of the old Star Trek episode when Kirk, Spock, O’hura and McCoy exchanged places with their counterparts in a opposite reality and we saw the evil Spock. Could this be that Guy Ferry is Bobbies evil Universe twin? Hmm? And what would he be cooking, should we even ask

  59. Okie says:

    This post needs to be rated “Not appropriate for children under 100″… same rating as Guy.

  60. Annie says:

    The Ina one was the best. That was scary funny!

  61. Hulkamania says:

    Claire Robinson + Guy Fieri = wrestler Kevin Nash

  62. Goatse Guy says:

    What a douche bag.

  63. Dunii says:

    …………………

    WHY?!

    This will haunt my dreams.

  64. Steph says:

    All the pics remind me of Corey Feldman hahah

  65. cem says:

    Fieri+Bourdain= James Brolin

  66. Deen says:

    Oh my – seriously disturbing and absolutely hilarious!!

  67. Andrea says:

    LOL the Ina one!!

  68. ANdi says:

    Why do they all look like Cory Feldman to me?? Ugh. Bringing me back to The Goonies and The Lost Boys.

    • Ann says:

      I thought the exact same thing. Glad I’m not the only one.

    • Wahyu says:

      Jobs are hard to find for a 16 year old. Most places prfeer to hire people over the age of 18. The best thing you can do is apply to as many places as possible. You’ll have to really play the numbers game. My first job was in a pizza restaurant and they were pretty good about hiring 16 year olds. The job was also a lot more fun than I thought it would be. Since you are still in high school, I wouldn’t recommend working more than 10-15 hours a week. You might be able to get a job in a supermarket as a bagger until you have enough experience to make cashier.

  69. beezus says:

    the Ina/Guy one looks like John Travolta in drag. And I feel like a horrible person for thinking the combination of Guy and Bobby is hot. Glad to know others had similar reaction on that.

  70. BurgerTime says:

    Quite a few of the photos looked like Kenny Rogers.

  71. Matt says:

    Looks like Cory Feldman in every photo

  72. Steve says:

    fu*king hilarious, but I think my favorite is Guy Flay

  73. foodieinalabama says:

    Yeah I thought the Bobby Flay one was hot too. lol. The Anthony Bourdain was hysterical. I laughed out loud at that one. Thanks for that! Genius.

  74. Wombat says:

    You could also have titled this post as Cory Feldman as everyone

  75. jedi taters says:

    Flayeri…hmm….gods help me, I think that’s an improvement….on both of them…

  76. ds says:

    Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker?

  77. Ann I. Ball says:

    Ina looks like another Baldwin brother! Ahahaha!

  78. Jenne says:

    that was creepy and hilarious… but it really works with the Bobby Flay hybrid… improves both of them!

  79. reliantrobin says:

    Holy hell, the Guy/Anthony Bourdain combo makes me laugh and laugh and laugh! And it also looks like that lead singer out of Sugar Ray (Mark McGrath?) if he were about 55 years old and grew a freaky (for him) beard.

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