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Another year, another season of Worst Cooks in America! This time, it’s undefeated champion Anne Burrell’s red team vs. Bobby Flay’s blue team. And once again, the 16 competitors were complete disasters – both in, and out, of the kitchen.
Meet Dorothy. She’s a make-up artist who boasted that she put her husband in the hospital two times. She didn’t mention it was due to retinal injuries sustained from prolonged eye exposure to her hair.
Then there’s Sarina, the single wedding photographer who sounds like she spends all her time freebasing helium.
And what about dear Melissa, the monotone woman who thought it would be a good idea to use her HAND as a blender lid.
Rounding out the contestant pool are Rachel and Bob… lovely people, who unfortunately look like cult members. Hey Rachel, Sally Jessy Raphael called. She wants her glasses back. And hey Bob: Conditioner is your friend. Squirt some into your hand. Just the SIZE OF A DIME.
The contestants cooked a dish from scratch for Anne and Bobby, and then the chefs picked their teams. In my opinion, Anne got the better team. Time will tell.
For the first challenge, the contestants replicated a breakfast dish of pancakes, bacon, and eggs as demonstrated by Anne and Bobby. For the most part, it was a disaster. People forgot ingredients, missed steps, and just fucked things up in general. Dorothy, in particular, had some serious issues and didn’t seem to like being corrected by Anne.
Of course it’s Anne’s way or the highway. You’re on Worst Cooks in America, honey. And might I say, hopefully Anne’s way will soon involve a box of L’oreal because that pink hair has got to go. Girl, you worth it.
In the end, Anne named Kelli the winner of the red team and Bobby named Tiffany (the professional poker player) the winner of the Blue team. Tiffany proclaimed: “For this moment I suck the least! That is a good place to be!” Ah yes. Clearly Tiffany is used to… uh… “sucking” the most.
Anne booted Richard, the annoying Asian guy who didn’t seem to take anything seriously. Bobby booted Libby, the annoying Sandra Lee-ish shop-at-home TV host who just couldn’t get her shit together.
And that brought this week’s episode to an end! Stay tuned next week, when the final 14 pull on their noodles. This is riveting television here, people. Jillian Madison, over and out.
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