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Over the weekend, a few friends and I went to Kohl’s to pick up some new bath towels. While there, we decided to poke around in the housewares section to see if anything fun was on sale. While we didn’t find anything worth buying, we did see some of the ugliest, most overpriced Food Network/Bobby Flay related products we had seen in a long time. Here were the 5 most ridiculous things we encountered:
It’s pretty hard to make a CUP ugly, but Bobby Flay succeeded because these are some of the ugliest glasses we have ever seen. They look like something my grandmother would have put out for company she hated. In 1973. And seriously, who thought the “smoker’s teeth yellow” hue would be a good idea? Truly hideous.
Monogram coasters could have been a cute idea, if they didn’t make them look like BABY BLOCKS. And who in their right mind would pay TEN DOLLARS for 8 (eight) coasters? Total fail.
Exactly who am I cooking a burger for? The world’s fattest man? I’m sorry, but there’s no reason for this thing to be so large – other than for Flay to justify charging almost 30 bucks for it. I cook huge pizzas on my grill, and have made out just fine with normal sized-spatulas, thank you very much. And for the record, if you need something the size of an AIRPLANE WING to help you maneuver your grilled food, seek help right away.
Twenty five freakin’ dollars? FOR THAT? Have people lost their minds? Who on Earth would even consider paying $25 for a gaudy pitcher that was made in China, just because it has Flay’s name on it? Bitch, please. It looks like picnic-ware from the Dollar Store.
I couldn’t get a good photo of this in the store, so I found this one on the Kohl’s website. It’s a napkin holder… make that THE WORLD’S TACKIEST NAPKIN HOLDER. It looks like something Guy Fieri would wear on his thumb. Thanks, but I’ll pass.
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