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FNH POP QUIZ: Whose Hand Is This?
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FNH POP QUIZ: Whose Hand Is This?
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You think you know your Food Network stars? Prove it! Can you figure out which personality is serving up these beef skewers?
IS IT:
A) Sandra Lee
B) Rachael Ray
C) Melissa d’Arabian
D) Giada De Laurentiis
E) Claire Robinson
Find out the answer after the jump!
and the answer is…
NONE OF THE ABOVE!
Congratulations, Mike. You have the most feminine hands on the Food Network.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
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---Open Thread: 5 Ingredient Fix With Claire Robinson
---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
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63 Responses
Oh dear God…that’s sad…and funny…dear God…
I saw this before right?
I think this past summer, but still cracks me up. Sooooo thought it was a chick!
I think it was a photo of girly-looking legs, which turned out to belong to Anthony Bourdain.
The previous hand post was of feminine-looking hands with what appeared to be light-pink base nail polish…and they belonged to the McCargo guy!
I have seen a lot of re-posts lately. Still funny.
Wasn’t that same bracelet used on that episode of Get Smart! where he was being chased by assassins through the Octoberfest party? I’m sure one of the KAOS agents had the same bracelet on. Ouch!
My gosh, he totally does!!! He shur has some puuurrdy hands! LOL
BTW, I tried to guess the host before taking the jump. I ruled out Giada right away because the nails didn’t have OPI polish, and also Sandra Lee because the hand seemed to be coming from about waist level rather than up from the floor…which is where she’d likely be after mixing and taste testing the cocktails.
and negotiating a new tv contract!
Bahahahahahaha! Diane, that was no doubt hilarious, but FXTECH, that was priceless!!!
My wife always says that Bobby Flays has short stubby fingers…maybe that’s why he has had so many failed marriages….stubby fingers…stubby……
I said it before……I’ll say it again. Freckle Dick!!!!
It’s not length that matters, it’s girth!
Well, if his personality matches his girth — it’s worse than his length.
Darn you all to heck for making me think about that…
Bobby Flay’s fingers are not only stubby, they’re dirty….so…..dirty & stubby. Gross.
Booby bites his nails, too.
that’s why they look that way. If he didn’t bite his nails, they would be normal.
That’s so funny that you said that because just last night I was watching a rerun of Worst Cooks in America (please refrain from judgment) and I watched him pick up some nachos with, what seemed to be, mechanics hands. Disgusting
I have a bigger concern as to why he’s serving up dog turd on a stick.
LOL!!!
Dying. Just dying at these comments. As for his hands. Ew.
I didn’t even notice the dog shit, I was so shocked by the fact that it was a male hand.
And you haven’t seen gross until you see Flay’s fingernails.
Sorry, Syd. Didn’t see your post and just said above that “Booby bites his nails”. Assume this is what you mean ;)
I was convinced it was Sandra Lee, until I tried to comment and then it was revealed that it was actually Michael. Oh, dear. I knew it wasn’t Giada, because it didn’t have long, polished nails. I don’t know the rest too well, but it just looked like Sandra’s for some reason. I felt Rachael’s would be more more mannish than that. But Michael–work out or something, buddy…
No, if it were Sandra’s hand, there would be a cocktail firmly planted in it!
D’oh! Shoulda thought of that! Of course you’re right!
Probably gets weekly manicures and wears gloves when he’s out in the sun. He should be a hand model.
This is the Food Network version of The Crying Game.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
The guy can’t honestly be straight. He has to be one of us.
I honestly tend to think he is. Married, shmarried!
That is the second fem hand pic I’ve seen of his in FNH. Ohhhh, how I wish someone will give him s**t about his “young looking hands” when he gets high and mighty to a sous chef. I want to see him cry.
GIRLY HANDS! GIRLY HANDS! GIRLY GIRLY GIRLY HANDS!!!!
HA-HA HA-HA-HA!!
NYA-NYA NYA-NYA-NYA!!
I GOT SOME ICE CREAM! YOU CAN’T HAVE NONE!
he should be a hand model, like george in seinfeld
Ha Ha! We all know how that worked out for George!!
These are his prayer beads. He prays we believe he’s straight.
LOL!
Ewww!
LOL, hadn’t we already seen Michael’s lovely beads on FNH before? Can’t believe he is wearing that hideous/girly bracelet again!
I’ve always thought he was gay…I like him and his style…but please don’t live a lie. Come out and be openly gay. No one cares anymore.
LOL yeah this was posted before, it was just from a different angle and on another segment of the same show. Michael does have some nice hands. A guy with hands that smooth can’t be completely into the poon.
As a guy who is all about the poon, I think I speak for all straight guys when I say we wouldn’t even considering buying a bracelet like that, much less wear it, much less wear it on television.
You tricked me!!! I knew it was him, but then didn’t see his name in the options and was totally stumped. He has more feminine hands than I have. :[
So, my comment gets deleted for pointing out this is a recycled post, and others don’t? Classy.
Sigh, and of course it shows up after I comment again. Snark rescinded.
I think Ina uses a hand double sometimes as well. Some of those shots just don’t look like her paws.
People please! He’s from California. Give him a break. I thought he was gay but that’s just how those guys are. I’m trying to learn real men are different in different areas of our county. He would be shunned in SC where I live but normal (for a man)somewhere else. It’s just wierd our society’s parameters for masculine/feminine.
wow I so thought it was a girls hand
The last time Jillian did this it turned out to be Big Daddy.
I think he’s got musician’s hands…probably plays the skin flute….
I feel badly….his are prettier than mine. Oh Michael, can you give a poor, misguided gal your manicurists’ name? Thank you
Quite possibly the least masculine bracelet he could’ve worn.
I was thinking maybe Claire… but I do think having ‘girly’ hands is about 100x nicer than grody sausagey man hands. They’re clean and its nice to see that a man that takes care of his hands :P
That bracelet is making it’s rounds. I’m surprised that was a man’s hand.
Hahahaha. First time I have ever seen this. I definitely thought it was hinge-mouth.
Best Quiz Ever!!!!!
I ruled out Giada because there was no cleavage hanging over..never would have thought them to be MC’s.
I’d have guessed Alex G’s…*shrug*
LOL over all the gay comments. He happens to live near me and used to work out at the same gym, where he liked to brag about bench-pressing 250 lbs. He’s on his second marriage (to a woman), but we all know that doesn’t mean anything these days. Know people who used to work for him and said he’s an a–hole of a boss.
Is that a dog turd?
I thought the humor was in the fact that whatever that food is does indeed look like a dog turd.
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For the couple of years that I worked in a restaurant, my hands were beat to hell with knife cuts and burns. For the last 10 years, this guy must’ve been one of those executive chefs that spends 6 hours a day in the office doing paperwork. When he’s not in the office, all he does is walk around and point. There’s no way he does anything with his hands that doesn’t involve a keyboard and mouse, and he must be spending many dollars on moisturizing and getting clear-polish manicures.
If my hands were that dainty, I’d be slamming then across rough concrete and working on everything I could in the garage daily.
That catbox crunchie dipped in cream of mushroom soup is pretty disturbing, what’s the story there?
If I owned a bracelet like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.