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45 Responses
lahv u jilly beans
Rach is taking a que from Ina and Aunt Sandy – she’s marketing to her gay fans….
I can so see her gay fans with a box of cockware collection under one arm and feverishly clutching Ina’s $12 coconut cupcake mix under the other all while demanding to find good vanilla
You do realize you just described the perfect romantic day for a gay man.
bwhahahahahahahahaha
Took me a second to get it – be kind, I’m dealing with dental pain Vicodin’s not touching.
Hmmm…wonder if that means you get John in a box. May be the only box he’s been in.
Well, the closet is a box of sorts, so does that count?
It took me a minute too… but then it’s been a while since I’ve seen one :,(
they actually did that intentionally.
Hmmm cockware. Another reason to not buy Rachael’s crap
She’s got so many items on the market that it wouldn’t surprise me if she came out with a line of “Cockware”!
The song used in advertisements for this Cockware Collection should be Dick In A Box.
Perfect!
LOL!
how about that garth brooks tune:
“Like the crops need the rain, She’s my honeycomb, And I’m her sugar cane, We really fit together, If you know what I’m talking about”
Does this mean she will be marketing a new line of orange colored condoms?
Non-stick for her pleasure?
ha ha ha~!
“fitted lid keeps heat and flavor in and removes by grasping a top-mounted knob”
Yes! And they will come pre-lubed with EVOO!
I guess she has that special desensitizing EVOO available too. Maybe the kind that has its own warming action. And I do not mean waring from a stove.
I’ve often done the “walk of shame” due to ware my cock has been.
Thank you ,try the veal…
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That’s why they come to your house, honey….that way, they do the walk of shame ;)
Errr…I’m guessing that would have to be obtained in a specialty store.
Fellas, hide yer jimmies!!!
No doubt her’s is bigger than her husband’s.
Someone needs to tell her that her eyebrows look like that State’s landmark arch I forget what state it’s in… what the hell – she has all this money and she has ridiculous looking eyebrows??
I think the arch you’re thinking of is the St. Louis Arch.
I have nothing witty to add, but I’m laughing at all the above comments! :-D
Oh, my. Seems like someone’s Freudian slip is showing.
Nice, I’ve been trying to find a decent set of cockware for ages!
Yeh but not in orange. Reminds me of that Freckle Dick Flay!!
Reminds me of Mario Batali’s crocs.
I do NOT want to know what she considers “YUMMO!” in this case.
“Buy two, and get a free bottle of EVOO!”
She’s told us maybe a MILLION times that It’s all about gently rubbing the sausage with EVOO before you smoke it.
I wonder what Paula Deen would say?
No doubt it would have a big old “Y’ALL” in the middle of it…..
lol! it took me a bit to figure out what the hella was goin on! hahaaa
My slowcooker recently died, so I am in the market for a new cockpot….
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Does RR’s line of cockware include a peter pan?
Will someone please shove a sausage in RR’s cockpot!
This cook means well, but LOSE the word awesome please.
i wonder if that was planned or if just happened?
The change in font between her first and last name looks stupid, too.