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Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
Posted on March 20th 2012 by Jillian Madison

“This is beautiful butt juice. It’s gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself!”


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    17 Responses

  1. Syd says:
    March 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

    I laugh like a 12 year old boy every time you post one of these. So damn funny.

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  2. Wendy, Los Angeles says:
    March 20, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    ROTFLMAO!!!!! Oh god I needed that laugh…

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  3. Kenny Solomon says:
    March 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    That’s two awesome things today for me…… I got my old job back after almost two years being outside looking in and then I see this video.

    Not sure which made me happier. ;-)

    Reply
  4. FUY GIERI says:
    March 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Oh, if only her actual show were like that. I’d tune back into Food Network.

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  5. Scot Z says:
    March 20, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    I just about spit water all over my monitor watching this…

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  6. JC says:
    March 20, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    “It’s gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself…” LINE OF THE DAY! LOL and thanks for the laugh!

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  7. SandysSaggyCans says:
    March 21, 2012 at 1:31 am

    Offensive, juvenile, porny, completely tasteless…..

    Funniest, bestest post ever!!!

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  8. ButtaRumCake says:
    March 21, 2012 at 8:03 am

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

    *reaches for inhaler*

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  9. hedmo says:
    March 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    I must say, just a liiiiittle bit traumatizing

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  10. Darryn says:
    March 21, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    What I want to know is this….Did she have bottles of baby food on her counter?

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    • Erica says:
      March 30, 2012 at 1:36 am

      Yes, those were baby food carrots. There’s a previous post on here about her using those for some sort of cake or something.

      Reply
  11. Bonzy22 says:
    March 21, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    this is just…all kinds of wrong…laffin
    “and I still love it til this day” lmaoo

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  12. Nana says:
    March 21, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    This is hilarious! I was cracking up. I even watched it a second time but closed my eyes and just listened. SOOOO funny. Thanks :)

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  13. Paceman says:
    March 22, 2012 at 8:57 am

    OMG! That was so funny. I have tears. Great job.

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  14. Maura @ Eve Was Partially Right says:
    March 22, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    Laughed so hard I cried.

    If Sandra gets that cucumber in her ass successfully, I’ll never say another bad word about her horrendous “recipes” – she’s more of a woman than me.

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  15. The Pontificator says:
    March 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    That’s hilarious! “Gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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  16. Nick D says:
    April 4, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    The funniest thing I’ve seen on the Net in a long time. I had tears coming down my face the 3rd and 4th time I watched this. Then I showed my wife and she almost fell off the chair.

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