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These are hilarious…noticing alot of Rachael poking lately. ♥
The girl’s a frickin’ Muppet.
Oh my God what a perfect word for her…a muppet! I always feel like she must be trying to be this awful…it can’t be natural…can it?
I always thought she and her hubs were both more Munchkin-like.
I think I just peed! LMAO!!! Muppet,,,
CON-STI-PAA-TION!
ST..RAI..GHT JA..CK..ET!!! (she needs one)
Holy God.
The woman makes some of the most ridiculous faces I’ve ever seen. Can you say over-enunciation???
I believe Giada takes the cake in that category
OMG she is so darn obnoxious!
This is cRAYzee funny!
That 3rd pic looks like she could chow down on some corn on the cob through a chain link fence!
Love it! :)
It might be cute if she were about 1/10 the age she actually is.
Hey! She stole my, “I just ate White Castle” face!
Ouch… it’s pick on Rach month!!!
Jeez, Rachael, you’re gonna pull a muscle or something!
RAYRAY <3 that's my girl. pronouncin' words an' shit.
When did she have her neck removed? Or more importantly, why? Was this a cooking show or a PSA? Is her delivery designed for deaf people bereft of closed captioning? Maybe she should just do what SNL did and have Garret Morris shouting the dialogue from a superimposed screenshot in the lower right hand corner.
It is screen caps like this that have me scratching my head why this woman is so successful. To think I went to college for 4 years…
On a positive note, her eyebrows seem to be back to normal!
That’s because these photos were from an old episode! Her brows are still effed up.
What a nut job!
Saw this episode this evening- She made this really gross sausage, peppers and onion stoup? Can you get any “stoupider” than that? Also, the belly was hanging over the pants, boobs were puffing out the bra. Is she still insisting she wears a size 6? And I don’t care what size she wears- just don’t make an issue out of it. We get it. FN pays your bills. You have to be fat. Just get some jeans that fit you. I think you can afford it.
Nobody does “muffin top” like Rach!
She needs to stop wearing those tight shirts. She should consider growing up and wearing nice blouses that hide her bulges.
Love this new feature. I want one a week. Come on Jill you can do it.
I’ve never seen anyone so amped up about safety.
‘Safety’…as in, “For your own safety don’t try any of my recipes?”
no kidding! I saw one she made a few months ago. It was some cracked pepper chicken. She took whole peppercorns and crushed them herself and sprinkled about 1/2 cup of that crap all over the chicken. Now that can’t be good!!!!
Maybe she was an extra for Men Without Hats back in the early 80s.
She can dance if she wants to, she can leave her friends behind…
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine!
I think my whole head would fit into her mouth….with room to spare.
OK Ray Ray, we got it the first time – Oregano means “Joy of the mountain”.
Good grief! That girl is so annoying!
So….how many of us will stick around until Jilly returns? I’ve noticed for the last year that she has really stopped caring much about FNH and that makes me sad :(
Yeah, I noticed that, too…Bummer! I loved this website but I wish Jill well in all of her endeavors. Perhaps the torch will be passed on to another great satirist like Jill! : )
We can dance if we want to, Rachel. We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause if your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine
If Rachael starts wearing shents, then the world really does come to an end in 2012.