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Say It With Ray: SAFETY
Posted on March 5th 2012 by Jillian Madison

    40 Responses

  1. Michael says:

    These are hilarious…noticing alot of Rachael poking lately. ♥

  2. ADITL1979 says:

    The girl’s a frickin’ Muppet.

  3. Alex says:

    CON-STI-PAA-TION!

  4. Spatuler says:

    ST..RAI..GHT JA..CK..ET!!! (she needs one)

  5. Mystie says:

    Holy God.

  6. Mac says:

    The woman makes some of the most ridiculous faces I’ve ever seen. Can you say over-enunciation???

  7. Sandra says:

    OMG she is so darn obnoxious!

  8. BOO says:

    This is cRAYzee funny!

    That 3rd pic looks like she could chow down on some corn on the cob through a chain link fence!

  9. Zach says:

    Love it! :)

  10. Ferd Berfle says:

    It might be cute if she were about 1/10 the age she actually is.

  11. froglegs says:

    Hey! She stole my, “I just ate White Castle” face!

  12. Tony G says:

    Ouch… it’s pick on Rach month!!!

  13. Gypsy says:

    Jeez, Rachael, you’re gonna pull a muscle or something!

  14. Muffins says:

    RAYRAY <3 that's my girl. pronouncin' words an' shit.

  15. boke1 says:

    When did she have her neck removed? Or more importantly, why? Was this a cooking show or a PSA? Is her delivery designed for deaf people bereft of closed captioning? Maybe she should just do what SNL did and have Garret Morris shouting the dialogue from a superimposed screenshot in the lower right hand corner.

  16. Sandra Lee's Liver says:

    It is screen caps like this that have me scratching my head why this woman is so successful. To think I went to college for 4 years…

  17. Boobilicious says:

    On a positive note, her eyebrows seem to be back to normal!

  18. Trini says:

    What a nut job!

  19. zyncooktop says:

    Saw this episode this evening- She made this really gross sausage, peppers and onion stoup? Can you get any “stoupider” than that? Also, the belly was hanging over the pants, boobs were puffing out the bra. Is she still insisting she wears a size 6? And I don’t care what size she wears- just don’t make an issue out of it. We get it. FN pays your bills. You have to be fat. Just get some jeans that fit you. I think you can afford it.

  20. Ben says:

    Love this new feature. I want one a week. Come on Jill you can do it.

  21. Eric says:

    I’ve never seen anyone so amped up about safety.

  22. Diane says:

    ‘Safety’…as in, “For your own safety don’t try any of my recipes?”

    • wannabecook says:

      no kidding! I saw one she made a few months ago. It was some cracked pepper chicken. She took whole peppercorns and crushed them herself and sprinkled about 1/2 cup of that crap all over the chicken. Now that can’t be good!!!!

  23. Katie says:

    Maybe she was an extra for Men Without Hats back in the early 80s.

  24. Jen says:

    I think my whole head would fit into her mouth….with room to spare.

  25. Jimmy Johnson says:

    OK Ray Ray, we got it the first time – Oregano means “Joy of the mountain”.

  26. AshC says:

    Good grief! That girl is so annoying!

  27. Dyslexia says:

    So….how many of us will stick around until Jilly returns? I’ve noticed for the last year that she has really stopped caring much about FNH and that makes me sad :(

  28. bunzilla says:

    Yeah, I noticed that, too…Bummer! I loved this website but I wish Jill well in all of her endeavors. Perhaps the torch will be passed on to another great satirist like Jill! : )

  29. Kev says:

    We can dance if we want to, Rachel. We can leave your friends behind

    ‘Cause if your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine

  30. Pat says:

    If Rachael starts wearing shents, then the world really does come to an end in 2012.

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