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The Many Emotions Of Rachael Ray
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The Many Emotions Of Rachael Ray
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Rachael Ray makes a lot of expressive faces. As such, it can be difficult – if not impossible – for the novice Food Network watcher to know just what she’s trying to convey with each carefully contrived facial contortion. So, we decided to create this handy little Rachael Ray emotion chart to help you all out in a pinch. Whip it out and refer to it as necessary. Happy Food Networking!
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---The Rachael Ray Dictionary
---The Many Faces Of Rachael Ray
---Most Disgusting Looking Food Ever: Rachael Ray’s Rouladen
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48 Responses
Posseseed is scarier than Linda Blair!
Possessed even.
is it just me or does posessed rachel look like alex guarnaschelli?
I think the “unwilling” photo looks more like Alex G… because of the wrinkled up nose!
That’s more of Ray Ray than I ever wanted to see.
This is freakin’ hilarious.
Too funny!!
I’m wondering why she’s the color of an oompa loompa in the “really, really happy” pic! With a set of shark teeth ready to bite someone!
And ewww, the aroused face…Think that’s her sex face, too?
LOL!! I too thought how alarmingly orange she was in that picture.
I would imagine Jahhhn making the same face when he sees RR naked. Yikes!
Another winner, Jillian! I plan on printing out and laminating my copy… maybe we can make a Tic-Tac-Toe game of it when she makes faces during an episode!
Actually shouldn’t we be playing BINGO with that card?
Or darts?
A collection of Rachael facial expressions isn’t complete without the tongue flick
OMG…the aroused one gives me the creeps!
that is hilarious, i love the aroused face!!
Jill, what about these?
1. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_aywkgd5LktY/SmNrgijvbMI/AAAAAAAAAvw/baEn89T9Vn4/1013_rachel_ray_rexusa2.jpg
2. http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn49/mambabambamamba/108285826-L-1.jpg
3. http://www.lizandlaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rachael-ray-sesame-street.jpg
4. http://gastrolust.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/rachael-ray-loves-corn.jpg
5. http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Rachael-Ray-356×500-30kb-media-3394-media-121943-1189108639.jpg …for posterity.
OMG Alex, the banana one’s hilarious! Whose butt is that photoshopped one? It’s huge!
It has to be Kim Kardashian.
I think that’s an ear of corn, not a banana. We all know how she feels about corn cobs.
bananas, corn, sausages whatever…..phallic
LMAO what a great way to end a crappy day at work! Is her jaw unhinged in the 1st pic?
So if seeing husband does not cause arousal, what does? Ferry in nothing but Oakleys?
Ewww, Goober! Now I’m gonna have nightmares!!
ummm…some of those expressions remind me of dubya.
as rubberish as RRay? Don’t mind her face as long as she doesn’t speak. Her gravel-voice sends me over the edge.
the aroused one looks like she is not enjoying whatever it is. -.- poor poor Rachel. or maybe it’s that someone passed gas during?
She is animated… I will give her that much. But she is adorable… just sayin’
Better get out the Webster and look up the description of “adorable.” It sure has nothing to do in connection with RR.
oh god!
Hey Jillian, where’s the fake foodgasmic look. lol.
Does anyone else besides me want to smack the Really, Really Happy Face… the 3rd one where she looks jaundiced. What an annoying expression.
I think it should be labeled the “I Forgot to Take My Meds” face.
This is THE BEST you have ever done. Brava!!!!
Aroused? Realllly?
This just made me laugh SO hard! hahaha!
Can’t stop laughing at the “aroused” face. Somehow she looks like she wasn’t expecting it at all. ;)
Everytime I am about to call you out for getting on her ass so hard, I remember that she is already a parody of herself.
This post made me realize that Rachael looks like thai pop star Tata Young
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Aroused or constipated?
I don’t mind Racheal, but this is fricken hilarious.
this was Awesome! the aroused pic gets me every time and I would love nothing more than to belt her in the kisser in that really really happy one. love it,
Hiatus?
Don’t blame you. The only FN show I can stand to watch anymore is Chopped, and it’s just okay.
Bewildered Rachael looks like Gaston.
Happy, Bored, Indifferent, and Possessed are erect-tifying!
Very funny! I swear the first one “Happy” is the old Rachael, the original Rachael we all used to appreciate … then it just got weird
Loving those faces, there are some memes going on about this which are hilarious.
Just saw husband naked: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!