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her head… its so BIG
Whoa, bigger than Giada’s
That is one giant Joker head!
Is it just me, or is her head not just huge, but her arm is almost photoshopped to stick-figure status?
Ok, I knew she had T-rex arms before, but this is just somebody messing with me!
Eat your heart out Donatella
OH CRAP WONG POST, this was suppsoed to be for the rosemary towles one
hahaha, when I read this one I was like “what? I don’t get the reference.” hahaha
That cant be her body. I saw her a few days ago on Craig Furgeson and she is quite thick and chunky.
My thoughts exactly. The Photoshop diet, works like a charm.
I saw her wear a custom made Dancing With The Stars” dress on her talk show the other day. Very short dress, very stumpy body. I never realized she was that thick.
If you watch episodes from very different times, she jumps around about as much as Oprah. Some episodes, she’s huge and other times she pretty small.
Though specifically in this, her arms look like they’re ready to snap and I’m not sure if its because they increased the size of her head, because they shrunk their body, or both.
i actually saw her filming once at the farmers market by me, and it took me forever to recognize her cause she was so THIN, pretty & short in person. the camera really does add 20 lbs, and the tops she wears don’t help since they normally push her breasts down.
Gosh! If the whole “camera adds 20 lbs” thing is true like you say, I cant even IMAGINE what Giada looks like in real life…
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c263/frickee/c-rocket1_goh-skeleton.jpg?t=1297185232
oh my god, that is HILARIOUS i could never stand her ass anyways… “EVOO, EVOO!”
She’s got a line of Bobble Heads now?
Lmao, that’s exactly what I was going to post. :)
Good Lord that’s terrifying!! Does she not look at these things before they’re printed?
That massive noggin! That Satanic face!
*shudder*
Anyone who consistently puts their own picture on the cover of their advertisement intensive pathetic excuse for a magazine must have a fat head like Rachael. But it balances out her fat legs.
She looks like the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland….
Yeah,but radiating even more malovolence….
I think I saw her on an episode of Seinfeld. (“her head was so big, that bird just flew right into it”)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH that was my favorite episode of Seinfeld of all time.
“Never seen THAT before… bird, into a woman’s head. Almost like he couldn’t avoid it.”
Haha I love that one too.
Hahaha, “she’s like a walking candy apple!”
Rayray was also in the Seinfeld episode of “Man Hands”, the girl Jerry dated that had the huge man hands.
Revolting indeed..what an airhead..literally..lmao
“HI, I’m Rachael Ray, and I will EAT YOUR SOUL in 30 minutes or less!”
Like
She’s definately going for the Giada look
Hey Rach. Marie Osmond wants her 80′s hair back.
And her crazy Botox eyebrows!
This is a MAJOR WIN for us gigantic head fetishists.
Dear god, it’s like an old Loretta Lynn hairdo– and that body! Did no one see this before publication?
She would fit in with the Red Queen!
ZOMG!!!!!!!!! My eyes grew to owl size just staring at that mug! WOW!
It’s Ray’s head on Giada’s body = Giada Ray italian dishes in 30 mins
Wow. How did they pull of 3D without needing the glasses?
That giant noggin would make Martha Stewart pee her pants in terror!
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She looks like a bobble head! hahahaha
Does anyone else get her magazine? I got it as a gift and I have never seen so many unappetizing recipes in one place on a monthly basis.
The most annoying thing RR does is when she calls something “figure friendly”. Something about that bugs the shit out of me.
ITA…”figure friendly” sounds likes something from Ladies Home Journal in 1967…
That, and “you could totally entertain with this recipe”!
The only steady job in America today: Rachael Ray’s Airbrushers/Photoshoppers.
photoshop FAIL in this case
The “Rach” claims she is a size 7. LMFAO!!! WTF! She’s a size 16 or 18 if I ever saw one! Anyone notice she’s growing her hair out – all greasy and matted – like Everyday Whore? HAH! What an imbecile! The Rach can sell it, but nobody’s buying it! How’s about Everyday Whore making GRAPES and MILKSHAKES for FOOTBALL GUYS!!!!!????? In my house, the “men” would have walked out.
Yikes!
You’d think someone at that magazine would know someone who actually knew how to use Photoshop.
When Photoshop attacks…..
she hasn’t gone away yet *sighs*
It’s like she’s doing a Satanic pirate jig in honor of EVOO.
Her arms wish they were that thin.
google rachel ray fhm photos and eat your heart out.
hmmm they still made me gag.
OMG the FHM pictures… there’s a site somewhere where a guy analyzed the pictures and showed where they’d chopped some other woman’s body in with Rachael’s head.
With the big head and gay husband…Raytard is the “flat chested” Giada!
This looks like some sort of medical oddity.
I can’t keep myself from looking at this freak thing. How can she approve this photo? How????
Hopefully, someone has forwarded this to the Photoshop Disasters guy…
EAT YOU LOVE STILL
Some Food Network personalities just want to watch the world burn….
Ha ha why so serious?
Only she never is.
Ah damn, you beat me to it :)
Who cares if she is thick or stumpy or heavy or chunky or whatever you want to call it. Many food people are all of the above. Nonetheless, that picture is still wacked. Be true to yourself!
Amen
Wow. Just wow. How could such a dainty body support such a HUGE head? What could possibly allow for this? (Looks at Photoshop…)
She looks like one of those Bratz dolls. Maybe they need to make one of her and one of Giada.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
HEED PANTS NOW!!!
Why do all the FN hosts have to show ALL their teeth????
that pic is awful and does not even look like her.. and those eyebrows are terrible.
I’m glad I looked at this in the morning and not right before bed. The nightmares…those would have been terrible.
Btw, this is not accidentally hilarious, it’s fucking horrifying! Could you imagine waking up and having THAT FACE like right next to yours??? *shudder*
You just know that’s the face when she and John Cusimano are…maybe you don’t need that imagery. I guess that will be my burden to bear.
Shit! When did Jack Nicholson in The Shining bust onto Ray Ray’s cover
Justin, freakin hilarious!
Geeze, Rachel get some perspective!
WHAT……..THE………..FU*K???????????? Wow rach knows damn well she aint been that small since she was a fetus n her momma cellos womb!!! RR stop with the bs!! I know youre ashamed to have gained so much weight without ever puahn a human being from your loins **or being ina garten** but hey…..u did it now accept it!! **Sheesh**
^^^^ pushing Lol
Are we going to see that in this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade?
Would you believe she asked for that? She told the photographer, “I WILL….BE BIGGER….THAN GIADA!”
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It’s not just the big head but the big hands in contrast to the skinny arms and little waist – maybe going for a caricature theme??
She has arms made of beef.
Where’s the beef?
The cover photo was put through the Giadaizer before going to press.