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Glamour Shots are hilarious on their own, but when Food Network personalities are thrown into the mix, THEY’RE EVEN BETTER! Here’s what we imagine some of their Glamour Shots would have looked like.
And might I add, it’s even more amusing that Claire Robinson’s and Aida Mollenkamp’s don’t even look photoshopped. Enjoy!
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106 Responses
You Madison girls have quite the imagination.
I lost it with the Giada pic.That is priceless.
Would love to keep the Giada pic and compare it to her in 15 to 20 years from now.
There’s something wrong with Giada’s pic. Oh yeah, her head looks too small for her body. LOL!!!
Wrong Copperhead, it’s the fact that she’s not showing boobs! ;-p
Ina looks like Bob Ross, and Giada just looks plain scary.
Good ol’ Bob Ross. I wonder if his ‘fro is snow white now? I remember that show when I was a kid. Good times, good times…
Actually he passed away some years back. I remember it because my husband’s college roommate was much upset and kept saying “I’m going to miss Bob Ross..” At the time I didn’t know who he was, but now I do.
Give him a little friend.
“Make it a happy tree.”
RIP Bob.
Bob Ross’ show is STILL on….! Maybe we should all donate a couple of bucks to PBS .
Oh jeez–I totally forgot about Glamour Shots. I love how they always had them holding onto their lapels. Love the big hair! Great job.
Really, why the lapels? I can’t remember the last time I clutched my lapels, no matter how glamourous I may have been feeling.
I think it’s supposed to say “I really want to reveal my tits right now but I’m wayyyyyyyy too classy, as I can afford glamor shots”
BWAHAHA!
It says: I want to reveal my tits and I am close to showing you a sneak peak, but this wonderful photographer at Glamour Shots in the mall convinced me to step back from the brink of slut. I call this “almost slutty.” You know if Giada had done those Glamour Shots, she would have been furious that the photographer wouldn’t let her show some boobage.
Ina DOES look like Bob Ross, and Paula Deen looks like the tractor trailor load of butter she’s eaten her whole life, has congealed in her face! Sharpay’s laugh at how loose her skin is.
Sharpay?
I really hope you mean shar pei, and not the character from High School Musical.
OMG! Makes you realize that a good hairdo makes a big difference.
Giada looks like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, had she stayed in Munchkinland and opened a whore house!
and aged thirty years.
Giada cracks my shit up.
One of the best FNH posts I’ve seen!
Ok, so Claire’s glamour shot doesn’t EVEN look photoshopped! Jill’s skills? Or is it *really* a pic of Claire? We may never know ….
:-D
Very disturbing way to start the day.
I agree.
Make It Stop!!!!!
Completely made my morning. Thanks!
Ina looks like she should have been in St. Elmo’s Fire!!! I don’t know what to say about Giada.
Total riot :–)
I love it! Sadly, my Glamour Shot looks a little like Ina’s (same hair and pose!!!)…
They are all geat… except Claire… which just proves that she wears way too much make-up on her show!
The paula deen one looks like Aunt Sandy in 20 years!
Nah, it looks like Pawler would look now without money. No face lift and a white trash dye job.
Totally nailed it, ladies. :D
I’ve never wanted Giada more.
Is it sad that Claire and Aida’s pics actually DON’T look like glamour pics?
Awww, I was a little sad when I realized Bob Tuschman wasn’t thrown into the mix.
Ah, good one. I was actually wondering where Guy Ferry’s picture might be. I’m guessing they could not find one of him with that big mouth closed. I’m surprised they even found one of Pauler.
Glad my office is currently empty because these made me squeal with delight. Paula looks rode hard and thrown away wet. Giada made me shudder. This site just keeps getting better and better, thanks Jillian and co!
hahahahahha@Giada!
Sandy would go twice, wouldn’t she.
Well, she probably WAS drunk the first time and forgot. Ah, who am I kidding? She was drunk both times! LOL!
Can you say “blackout?”
I was going to say the same thing. drunk both times, but she did two because she has to get the shot just perfect. And her background didn’t match properly.
These are great! Anne looks like a mime especially with the gloves. Sandy is priceless. I am sure she has photos just like those in her family albums somewhere!
Simply AMAZING! LOL!!
LOL. Oh the big hair, love it! I took my mom for her birthday years ago, apparently mine ended up looking like ALexis from Dynasty. If anyone remembers that show…LOL
This is THE best site. All of you make me laugh. Thanks.
Freakin’ awesome! It’s an improvement for Anne.
Am I glad I don’t remember the eighties.
LMAO at Giada.
Anne looks like Tanya Tucker! Dellllllllta…Rose……
Oops! Delta Dawn. Can ya tell I’m not a fan of?
Helen Reddy sang “Delta Dawn,” I’m pretty sure.
So…where are the guys?
Yes! Do the guys next please!
Too funny!! Anne Burrell’s and Giada’s had me rolling!!
Lol to all!
Giada has Popeye’s forearms.
Anne is so cute – and still has big hair.
The fringe trimmed jackets complement Sandra perfectly.
I have to admit that I had Glamour Shots done, too. I think it might have been a requirement for teenage girls in NJ.
Same here! On the Jersey Shore. =)
Ditto…jersey girl here. My girlfriends and I all went to Glamour Shots while in college (early 90s). Excuse me while I hide my head in shame. :-)
Haha! The collar thing is so true too, they make you do that stupid pose!
Anne actually looks better. Just another reason to get rid of her stupid hairdo.
Ida, Claire and Ina are fabulous!!!
LOL at Paula’s.
Nightmares. Gonna have nightmares.
Well done, Jillian…well done. It reminds me of that Yearbook Yourself…thing. Guy Ferry’s senior pic, I can just picture it now…
The Snadra pics are just about perfect. She looks like a haggard Barabara Mandrell, or something. And Pawler kinda looks like a drag queen I know. Hmm…
Aunt Sandy’s “denim & diamonds” show is on today – how appropriate!
I think one of these lovely ladies might be Napoleon Dynamite’s fake girlfriend.
I scrolled down too fast, hiding Paula’s name, and for some reason I thought it was Sandra Lee. I love how I looked at her and thought “She looks OLD. How much does she fucking drink?!” I had to laugh at myself after I realized it was Paula. Then I laughed even harder for having had that reaction.
And I am cracking up reading your post. I have tears running down my face, I’m laughing so hard. Your instant, first reaction was priceless.
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! I’m literally wiping tears from my face as I type this. These are HILARIOUS!
Ina/St. Elmo’s Fire and Giada/Popeye’s Arms were “off the HOOK”!
BEST.WEBSITE.EVER.
Giada’s “poof” is going to give me nightmares! And those arms…they want to “pump,you UP!”
Giada looks like a creature out of a science fiction flick.
How did Rachael Ray avoid your malevolence?
I was wondering the same thing!
And also Alex G-can’t-spell-last name, who would have been PERFECT for Glamour Shots.
Ohhh ridiculous RayRay definitely needs her own. I hope it’s ugly and talentless, like her. :)
Yes, Jillian…will you please make a “Glamour Shots, Part Deux” and include RayRay, Melissa D’Arabian, one with the new fangled Pauler and her orange skin, fakey-fake blue contacts and ultra white veneers? How about a guys’ version including Booby, Fee-etti, Tyler, Alton, Emeril, Duff, and the Deen bahruthers? Can’t wait!!
omg rolling
Giada looks like Zippy the Pinhead.
Sure these aren’t cast photos from a “Grease” or “West Side Story” (or both) revival?
To me at least, Giada looks a little like Joan Crawford: See
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rs53-MPsJaI/R2zn7myYuuI/AAAAAAAAET4/z9zUab8RxiU/s400/1astarjoan_crawford2.jpg
for comparison. It’s late and that’s the best image I could find.
To me, Giada looks like Joan Crawford, as seen here:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rs53-MPsJaI/R2zn7myYuuI/AAAAAAAAET4/z9zUab8RxiU/s400/1astarjoan_crawford2.jpg
Wish I could find a better image, but it’s late and I don’t have time to search very long.
I thought Ina looked a little like Rizzo from Grease. Just sayin’
“A hickey from Kenickie [or Jeffrey] is like a Hallmark card…”
Wait, what am I saying? A hickey from Jeffrey would NEVER HAPPEN. Maybe to T.R. or Miguel, though….
Ina’s never looked so good before…
Oh my. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. CANT STOP LAUGHING! :)
Can I just say that Anne looks much better here than she does in real life but I almost didn’t recognize her without the orange skin!
The Giada pic was the best, but the Sandra Lee ones almost made me fall off my friggin chair. You girls are too funny. This is why I love this place!
Looks like the Young and Restless circa 1983. Love it
These are so much fun. Now I really want to give old Ina a makeover. She has all those gays I surprised none of them have grabbed her by the shent and given her one.
Oh wow, the Ina picture is too sexy for words <3.
Also, is it just me or does Anne Burrell's pic look like Ellie Mae Clampett?
i have lost all respect for Claire
why would you ditch your wedding ring to boost ratings? thats sad…she used to be cute/kinda watchable but now she is a slutty sellout waiting for some random food fvck
The women ragging on Giada must be ugly or jealous or have low self esteem to be ripping on a woman who dresses quite average compared to most slutty dressers. If anyone is “slutty” itd have to be Rachel Ray. I notice theres no “glam shot” of the queen. But yes Giada’s quite scary lookin in the pic.
The horror.
The horror.
Was totally trying to figure out which guy Ina was for like ten minutes at first, and then I realized it was her…… scary….
OMGGG THE SANDRA LEE PICS ARE INSANE. they make her look even older than she already does! hahahaha, i can’t stop laughing.
I thought the one of Ina was a real Glamour Shot of her from back in the day !
Good bloody LORD, that Ina picture is going to give me nightmares.
Anne Burrell’s hair is already half-way to glamour-shot hair.
here is my take on anne burrell’s – the pic is from her small town days-before she moved to the city to become a chef.oh, it was taken on her birthday!! keep up the good work food network humor, love you guys!
These photos make me uncomfortable.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Most of them look like they’re about to release a country music album.
The second photo is horrifying.
Why does Pauler look like a greasy trucker???
All of their hair looks….crunchy…..
Hilarious.
Please, pleeeeese Glamour Shot Rachel Ray…..
Terrible. Please, get off the internet!
When did lapel grabbing become sex-ay?
Spit take on seeing Giada. How perfect!
You completely made my day!!