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RIDICULOUS FOOD NETWORK RECIPE OF THE WEEK: Dark Chocolate As A Snack
It’s Friday! That means it’s time to showcase another ridiculous recipe from the Food Network’s annoying website! I usually write a few snarky sentences to go along with each recipe, but this week, I literally have no words whatsoever. It’s just that bad.
Move over, Rachael Ray’s Late Night Bacon. Move over, Paula Deen’s English Peas. Make way for Ellie Krieger’s masterful “recipe” … DARK CHOCOLATE AS A SNACK:


That’s not a recipe! It’s not even a serving suggestion! IT’S NOTHING! At least there were actual STEPS involved with the late night bacon. This is just a joke!
There are currently only 5 reviews – but the Food Network has obviously been deleting some of the comments since one reviewer named CMSAS referenced a “freakin awesome” review that is no longer posted there.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m hungry and need to find a snack. Food Network, please post a recipe for “bag of pretzels” because I could really go for some.
(Thanks for sending this gem in, Valerie!)
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Giada’s New Redbook Cover

Giada landed the cover of Redbook Magazine again (for the February 2011 issue)! It’s already on newsstands, so you’ve probably seen her lollipop head and giant smile secretly mocking you while buying a pint of Ben & Jerry’s at the supermarket at least once by now. In this issue, Giada did her part to set the women’s movement back 25 years by basically saying women have to treat men like kings, or they’ll run off and screw another woman. Here’s Giada’s exact quote, courtesy of YumSugar:
All men want to be treated like kings in a relationship, and I think if women don’t indulge that, their men are likely to stray and look for someone who can give that to them.
So take heed, heterosexual women of the world! Let your man make all the decisions, or he’s going to start screwing someone else.
Thanks for the tip, Giada!
Best Of FNH, General: Food Network »
Best Of FNH, General: Food Network »
10 Best FNH Videos From 2010
I know we’re all running around like crazy today – me included! Since I don’t have time to put together an original post, here’s a look back at my 10 favorite original videos and recuts I created for FNH in 2010. Enjoy!
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










