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FNH INTERVIEWS: Giada De Laurentiis
Posted on April 11th 2009

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FNH: Nice to see you, Giada! Thanks for sitting down with us today.

Giada: (silence)

FNH: Okay then. What are you looking forward to in 2009?

Giada: MAS-KHARRRRRR-POH-NEEHH.

FNH: Mascarpone. Right. Well it’s clear you like cheese.

Giada: MOT-ZAHHHHH-RELLLL-LAHHHHHHHHHHH.

FNH: I see. How about you share one of your biggest on-air cooking mishaps?

Giada: RIG-AHHH-TONNNN-EEEEEEIIIGHHHHHH.

FNH: Fascinating. What about your husband Todd? He seems sort of awkward on camera. Is he just nervous?

Giada: SPAHH-GITTTTTT-TEEEEEEHHHHHH!

FNH: Oh Giada. You’re making me hungry. What’s your go-to comfort food?

Giada: PANNN-CHEEEETTT-TTAHHHHHHH.

FNH: Right. Pancetta. I should have known. Thanks, Giada. It’s been fun.

Giada: BEEEEEEE-SCHOOOOOTTT-TTTTEEEEEEE!


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