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Sandra Lee »

The Drunken Stages Of Sandra Lee
Posted on April 11th 2012

Best Of FNH, Rachael Ray »

Accidentally Hilarious Rachael Ray Magazine Cover Of The Month
Posted on April 6th 2012

I laugh every time I look at this. Every single time. Enjoy.

Sandra Lee »

Breaking News: Sandra Lee Installs Custom Hot Tub In NY Governor’s Mansion
Posted on March 30th 2012

Bobby Flay, General: Food Network »

FNH Goes To Kohl’s: The Most Ridiculous Food Network Products Ever
Posted on March 27th 2012

Over the weekend, a few friends and I went to Kohl’s to pick up some new bath towels. While there, we decided to poke around in the housewares section to see if anything fun was on sale. While we didn’t find anything worth buying, we did see some of the ugliest, most overpriced Food Network/Bobby Flay related products we had seen in a long time. Here were the 5 most ridiculous things we encountered:
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Bobby Flay’s Glassware


It’s pretty hard to make a CUP ugly, but Bobby Flay succeeded because these are some of the ugliest glasses we have ever seen. They look like something my grandmother would have put out for company she hated. In 1973. And seriously, who thought the “smoker’s teeth yellow” hue would be a good idea? Truly hideous.
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Monogram Coasters


Monogram coasters could have been a cute idea, if they didn’t make them look like BABY BLOCKS. And who in their right mind would pay TEN DOLLARS for 8 (eight) coasters? Total fail.
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Unnecessarily Large Spatula


Exactly who am I cooking a burger for? The world’s fattest man? I’m sorry, but there’s no reason for this thing to be so large – other than for Flay to justify charging almost 30 bucks for it. I cook huge pizzas on my grill, and have made out just fine with normal sized-spatulas, thank you very much. And for the record, if you need something the size of an AIRPLANE WING to help you maneuver your grilled food, seek help right away.
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Claire Robinson, General: Food Network »

Claire Robinson In The Rainmaker (And Other FN Extras You Might Have Missed)
Posted on March 26th 2012

An FNH reader named Carlos recently watched The Rainmaker, the 1997 John Grisham movie starring Matt Damon, and noticed a familiar face in the crowd during a bar scene:

It’s totally Claire Robinson! And she’s pretending to be more attracted to the middle-aged douchebag with the receding hairline than Matt Damon. Now that, my friends, is some mighty fine acting.

Claire’s not the only Food Network host to have appeared as an extra in a major feature film. Oh no. Take a look at a few other celebrity chef walk-on roles you might have missed:


SANDRA LEE,
“drunk #57″ in Cocktail



GUY FIERI,
“moron with ugly broken car” in Dumb & Dumber



DUFF GOLDMAN,
“”swimmer bear” in The Karate Kid



RACHAEL RAY,
“dweeb on Vespa” in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure



EMERIL,
“overly enthusiastic drummer” in Back To The Future



GUY FIERI,
“annoying friend who showed up uninvited” in The Goonies



BOBBY FLAY,
“mean Cobra Kai bully #22″ in The Karate Kid



ALEX GUARNASCHELLI,
“evil monster #88″ in Zombieland



GIADA,
“crazy sauce lady on float” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off



INA GARTEN + MAN IN TIGHT JEANS
“snobby woman in all black in the middle of the summer” in Weekend At Bernies


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