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Just when I started losing sleep over what to buy my mailman this holiday season, Aaron McCargo stepped up to the plate with this helpful idea:

That’s definitely some advice I won’t be taking. My mailman certainly isn’t on his feet all day. Every time I see him, he’s off in his little white buggy eating a meatball grinder under a shady tree nosing through everyone’s mail. If he wants me to “thank him for all he does” he can start by actually delivering my packages instead of putting up bogus “attempted to deliver” notes and making me drive to the post office because he was too lazy to get out of his glorified golf cart. And if I gave my 6’6, 300-lb mailman a coupon for a pedicure, I think he would try to have me committed. Your mileage may vary.

I can see where this recommendation came from though, considering how how Aaron McCargo feels about manicures…

(Thanks for the tip, Eric / Image via)

(from the Food Network Challenge All-Star Grill-Off)

At first glance, you think you’re watching a really cheap public access video. But no. It’s just Aaron McCargo, with another one of his awkward, nonsensical, rambling YouTube messages.

Here’s a fun game: see how many seconds of this video you can watch before your head implodes:

When things seem bleak… when life feels impossible… when you feel like you’ll never get the break you deserve… just remember, FOOD NETWORK GAVE THIS MAN HIS OWN SHOW.

It’s comforting to know that he’s out there driving 78 miles per hour on the highway, at night, while filming videos of himself for YouTube, isn’t it?

UPDATE: Aaron McCargo removed the video after we posted this article.