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Somebody Ask Aida Why She Can’t Talk Into The Right Camera
September 12, 2009 – 12:58 pm in: Aida Mollenkamp 60 Comments
Dear Aida Mollenkamp,
Jillian Madison from Food Network Humor here. Quick question: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP TALKING INTO THE WRONG CAMERA? Ever since Noah Starr left, you’ve been doing it 800-900 times per episode, and it’s seriously annoying. Are you brain damaged? Or are your producers just morons? Either way, I think I speak for all of humanity when I say YOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT IMMEDIATELY. Your show is hard enough to watch as it is, without you going all spastic on us.
Sincerely,
FNH
Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?
August 22, 2009 – 11:03 am in: Aida Mollenkamp 41 Comments
Has Noah’s star burned out? (Corny, yes, but it’s Saturday morning and that’s allowed.)
The new season of Ask Aida premiered this morning, and “resident computer guru” Noah Starr was nowhere to be found. Aida didn’t acknowledge his absence and carried on like he was never even there to begin with. The show was, however, just as awful as always.
Was he fired? Did he quit? Just where the hell is Noah Starr? We have a few ideas:
More Things We Want To Ask Aida
April 24, 2009 – 11:46 pm in: Aida Mollenkamp 5 Comments
10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida
1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America?
2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue?
4. What’s the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
5. Will I get arrested if I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
6. Exactly what happens to an 18 hour bra after the 18th hour?
7. Why is the name for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
8. How many calories will I burn rolling my eyes and cringing at your awkwardness while watching an entire episode of your show?
9. How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
10. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
Things We Want To Ask Aida
Top 10 Questions We Want To Ask Aida
1. What, specifically, is the difference between partly cloudy and mostly sunny?
2. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
3. Where have all the cowboys gone?
4. Why do the ABC alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
5. Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
6. What do people in China call their good plates?
7. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
8. Practice makes perfect, but if nobody’s perfect, why practice?
9. What are Preparation A through Preparation G creams used for?
10. If Hooters started delivering food, would they have to change their name to Knockers?
THIS WEEK: Ina Garten's "beginner" recipes, new Food Network shows starting in September, thumbing through an issue of Semi-Homemade magazine, Rachael Ray's daytime talk show, Aarti's "accountability group", Claire Robinson on Big Daddy's House, another sensual reading of Alex Guarnaschelli's tweets, sink or swim voicemail, and much more.
