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Twitter Conversation With Aida Mollenkamp
Posted on October 13th 2009

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Somebody Ask Aida Why She Can’t Talk Into The Right Camera
Posted on September 12th 2009

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Dear Aida Mollenkamp,

Jillian Madison from Food Network Humor here. Quick question: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP TALKING INTO THE WRONG CAMERA? Ever since Noah Starr left, you’ve been doing it 800-900 times per episode, and it’s seriously annoying. Are you brain damaged? Or are your producers just morons? Either way, I think I speak for all of humanity when I say YOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT IMMEDIATELY. Your show is hard enough to watch as it is, without you going all spastic on us.

Sincerely,
FNH

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aida mollenkamp looking into the wrong camera

aida mollenkamp looking into the wrong camera

aida mollenkamp looking into the wrong camera

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Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?
Posted on August 22nd 2009

Has Noah’s star burned out? (Corny, yes, but it’s Saturday morning and that’s allowed.)

The new season of Ask Aida premiered this morning, and “resident computer guru” Noah Starr was nowhere to be found. Aida didn’t acknowledge his absence and carried on like he was never even there to begin with. The show was, however, just as awful as always.

Was he fired? Did he quit? Just where the hell is Noah Starr? We have a few ideas:

1. Hiding in Gina Neely’s ceramic pig

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2. Simmering in Melissa D’Arabian’s burnt North African meatballs

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3. Riding shotgun with Sandra Lee

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4. Frolicking in Giada’s water bra

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5. Taped to Aida Mollenkamp’s fridge

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Camera 1, Camera 2. Camera 1, Camera 2.
Posted on May 29th 2009

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More Things We Want To Ask Aida
Posted on April 24th 2009

10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida

(a follow-up)

1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America?

2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue?

4. What’s the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?

5. Will I get arrested if I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?

6. Exactly what happens to an 18 hour bra after the 18th hour?

7. Why is the name for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

8. How many calories will I burn rolling my eyes and cringing at your awkwardness while watching an entire episode of your show?

9. How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

10. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?


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