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Alton Brown Is Now On Twitter
Posted on May 9th 2011

Well, the unthinkable has happened! No, Sandra Lee didn’t film an episode of Semi-Homemade sober… but Alton Brown joined Twitter! And, uh, he’s deleting all his tweets after a few hours… so don’t blink or you might miss ‘em:

Alton’s never been the biggest fan of  bloggers and social media, and frankly, I can’t say I blame him. From what I’ve seen here on FNH, many of his fans are nice, stable people. But some of them are so obsessed with him that they make that stalker chick from Single White Female seem normal (and I say this with personal experience; I’ve literally been harassed by a creepy Alton Brown superfan because I simply mentioned him here on FNH. The horror!)

Some “fans” take things way too far, which may partially explain Alton’s previous hesitance with Twitter. He humorously tackled the stalker issue in a 2002 episode of Good Eats, called This Spud’s For You Too, where he was held hostage by a rabid fan who wouldn’t let him leave her house.

So welcome to Twitter, Alton. We hope you’re ready to scroll your way through thousands of idiotic at-replies from diluted people who seriously think you’re their best friend in real life.

Let the fun begin!

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Good Eats Ragetoon
Posted on March 11th 2011

(That about sums it up! Thanks, Rebecca!)

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Who The Hell Is ALDEN BROWN?
Posted on January 24th 2011

The fine folks at Glamour Mag did a little piece on Food Network Humor last week. Being mentioned in the news is awesome, but in this case it’s left me with a few questions: does anyone there even WATCH the Food Network? And who the hell is ALDEN BROWN?

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Alton Brown Is Right: Man vs. Food Is Gluttonous And Disgusting
Posted on October 7th 2010

Over the past few weeks, Alton Brown’s been traveling the country doing book signings and press interviews to promote his new book Good Eats 2: The Middle Years. He’s said a lot of interesting things to a lot of interesting people, but nothing sent the mainstream media into a tizzy like the interview where he called the show Man Vs. Food “disgusting.”

“That show is about gluttony, and gluttony is wrong. It’s wasteful. I think it’s an embarrassment,” Alton said.

Moments after the interview broke, Adam Richman ran to Twitter to whine like a little girl about his hurt feelings. He wrote: “Alton Brown: MvF is about indulgence-NOT gluttony-& has brought loads of biz to Mom-n-Pop places. You were my hero, sir. No more. This is not to start some foolish Twitter feud. Merely my hurt response to insults hurled my way from the man who inspired me.” Quick! Someone dial 9-1-1! This man needs a waaaambulance!

At the end of the day, Alton Brown is right. Man vs Food is gluttonous, not indulgent. Are you confused about the two? Here are a few photos to help you make sense of it all:

I’ve watched Man vs. Food and Richman seems like an intelligent, fun guy. But let’s call a spade a spade: the show IS disgusting, and that’s why people watch. It’s not about indulging; Richman’s challenges crossed that line a long time ago. He played the “indulgence” card because it was all had, but there’s nothing indulgent about repeatedly eating until you’re physically uncomfortable and sweat is pouring down your anguished face. That’s just stupidity.

And one more thing:


NEW RULE:

Adam Richman has to stop flashing those stupid MVF gang signs at the end of every episode. I don’t know if he’s happy about eating his his whole hamburger, or if he just made plans to carjack my grandmother.

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The Alton Brown Chat
Posted on September 27th 2010

Alton Brown did a live chat with readers over on Food Network’s website last night. In case you missed it, he talked about his new book Good Eats 2: The Middle Years (on sale now!) and the October 3rd premiere of The Next Iron Chef. People asked him all sorts of questions about his favorite foods to cook at home and how he lost so much weight. It was basically just 90 minutes of Alton being Alton, and his responses ranged from helpful to downright hilarious.

And now, for your viewing enjoyment, the 8 best moments from the Alton Brown chat:

On his inspiration for doing Good Eats:

On a fan naming their son after him and asking how to make baby food:


On his opinion of Julie & Julia:


On vegetarianism:


On his favorite vegan meal:

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