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If Anne Burrell Lost Worst Cooks In America…
Posted on February 21st 2011

And now, for part 2 of our “Worst Cooks in America” coverage: if Anne Burrell lost “Worst Cooks in America!”  A lot of you wrote in to say that you loved Anne and wanted to see her win, but secretly hoped she’d lose just so you could see her get a make-under and lose her trademark hair. Luckily, there’s Photoshop so we can have our cake and eat it too. Hairstyle #6 belongs to Gwyneth Paltrow, and the last one is Jennifer Aniston circa 1995. Enjoy!

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Anne Burrell Is The Only Interesting Chef On Twitter
Posted on January 21st 2011

We first posted about this topic back in April of 2009, but it bears repeating: the Food Network chefs are horrible at Twitter. They’re just as dull on the internet as they’ve become on television. When they’re not sending out loathsome self-promotional tweets about their book signing schedules or television appearances, they’re just TOTALLY FREAKING BORING. Paula Deen pimps out Smithfield Hams and Guy Fieri pimps out Ritz Crackers. Giada sends photo-less tweets about “glorious sunsets” and Claire Robinson talks about having a “love affair with cauliflower.”

Jesus. I almost fell asleep just WRITING that shit.

And then, there’s Anne Burrell… the only interesting chef on Twitter. We give credit where credit is due, and frankly, the woman is a breath of fresh air in the Twitterverse. She doesn’t take herself too seriously, she seems really real, and she actually gets the fact that Twitter is supposed to be a crazy little place for people to share the interesting things that are happening in their lives. Her tweets are interesting, funny, relatable, and they shed a lot of sparkly light on her personality. Don’t believe me? In the past week alone, she’s documented a trip to London, her quest to get a pat-down by a hot TSA agent, and a day out getting matching tattoos. WITH HER MOM.

You can follow Anne on twitter at @ChefAnneBurrell – or follow Food Network Humor on twitter at @FNHumor.

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Anne Burrell: The CORN SALSA Recut
Posted on November 17th 2010

Here’s a quick clip from last weekend’s Secrets Of A Restaurant Chef, where she made fish tacos and sung an ode to corn salsa:

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Hot Gossip About Anne Burrell
Posted on September 25th 2010

OMG, guys! You will NEVER believe the JUICY STORY Newyorkgossipgal.com just printed about Anne Burrell. Hold onto your seats!

OMG! NO!  Anne Burrell, who lives in New York City, WAS SPOTTED WALKING IN NEW YORK CITY!  Holy shit! Somebody call Obama!

And she was…… TALKING TO SOMEONE! OMG! I DIE!

Keep up the great work, Gossip Gal. I look forward to next week’s column, where you tell us all about how you saw Claire Robinson walking into a women’s restroom.

(Hat tip to Brie for the story)

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VIDEO: Anne Burrell And The Count From Sesame Street
Posted on September 17th 2010

Brainless Friday fun!


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