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Bobby Flay on Entourage: The Saga Continues
Posted on September 9th 2011

When we last left off, Ari (played by Jeremy Piven) took a date to Bobby Flay’s restaurant to scope him out. Last week, Ari found Flay in his ex-wife’s house and had some colorful words for him. YO GRILL MASTER!

Gotta love how Flay comes sashaying out of the kitchen all tough, and then hides behind the woman the whole time.

(Yes, technically, the clip is from 2 weeks ago – no others are available yet.)

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Did You Know?
Posted on September 7th 2011

(thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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Bobby Flay on Entourage: Part 2
Posted on August 16th 2011

And the Entourage saga continues!

If you’ll recall, Ari (played by Jeremy Piven) had a mini – yet completely justifiable – meltdown when he found out his ex-wife was dating BOBBY FLAY. This week, Ari went to Flay’s restaurant and had a small confrontation with him in the dining room.

Flay had about 3 lines, but he delivered them very stiffly which made the entire scene very hard to watch. Let me just say this: for Bobby Flay’s sake, I’m really glad he has a successful career as a chef… because he can’t act for @#^%.

Thanks to FNH reader JD for taking these screencaps and writing up the transcript for those of you who missed the show!

Flay: Hello Dana.

Dana: How are you Bobby?

Flay: I’m good.

Ari: I didn’t know that you two knew each other. You didn’t used to date, did you?

Flay: Ari, what are you doin’ here?

Ari: I don’t know what you mean. I’m on a date. I’m at my favorite restaurant.

Dana: What’s the problem?

Flay: He’ll have to explain that to you.

Ari: Bobby why don’t you go back to hiding in your kitchen before I shove a shiitake mushroom up your ass?

Flay: Hmm, really? We’d go outside if I didn’t think I was sort of wrong.

Ari: Sort of?!

Flay: Asshole.

Dana: What the fuck is going on Ari?

Ari: Nothin’ I’m just thinkin’ about the veal. Some overpriced fuckin’ soft meat!

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Bobby Flay On Entourage
Posted on August 2nd 2011

Entourage ran a new episode over the weekend that had a small story line about Bobby Flay. Ari (played by Jeremy Piven) had a mini – yet completely justifiable – meltdown when he found out his ex-wife was dating (gasp!) BOBBY FLAY. Here’s what you missed:

The story line will continue next week, and we’ll post the update here on FNH. I’m fine with waiting, because the term “RED HEADED FIRE CROTCH” will provide a week of laughter.

At least.

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