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Claire Robinson In The Rainmaker (And Other FN Extras You Might Have Missed)
Posted on March 26th 2012

An FNH reader named Carlos recently watched The Rainmaker, the 1997 John Grisham movie starring Matt Damon, and noticed a familiar face in the crowd during a bar scene:

It’s totally Claire Robinson! And she’s pretending to be more attracted to the middle-aged douchebag with the receding hairline than Matt Damon. Now that, my friends, is some mighty fine acting.

Claire’s not the only Food Network host to have appeared as an extra in a major feature film. Oh no. Take a look at a few other celebrity chef walk-on roles you might have missed:


SANDRA LEE,
“drunk #57″ in Cocktail



GUY FIERI,
“moron with ugly broken car” in Dumb & Dumber



DUFF GOLDMAN,
“”swimmer bear” in The Karate Kid



RACHAEL RAY,
“dweeb on Vespa” in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure



EMERIL,
“overly enthusiastic drummer” in Back To The Future



GUY FIERI,
“annoying friend who showed up uninvited” in The Goonies



BOBBY FLAY,
“mean Cobra Kai bully #22″ in The Karate Kid



ALEX GUARNASCHELLI,
“evil monster #88″ in Zombieland



GIADA,
“crazy sauce lady on float” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off



INA GARTEN + MAN IN TIGHT JEANS
“snobby woman in all black in the middle of the summer” in Weekend At Bernies

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Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
Posted on August 18th 2011

For weeks, I’ve been tweeting about the fact that Food Network oh-so-casually left out Claire Robinson’s photo and profile from their scrollable “Our Chefs” slider on virtually every page of their annoying, pop-up ridden website.

Jose Garces and Scott Conant, chefs who’ve had about 8 seconds of camera time in the last 2 years, are on featured on the freaking stupid scrollbar. But Claire Robinson isn’t. That’s really odd.

Judging by how quickly Food Network removes our “ridiculous recipes” and miscellaneous other fails after we tweet about them, you know they’re stalking us and reacting accordingly. Using that logic, since I’ve mentioned it several times on Twitter, I don’t think Claire being left out was a mistake or an accidental omission.

Okay, FNH, who has the scoop? What happened to Claire Robinson? Did she run off and join the circus, or is Food Network still outsourcing its web design jobs to primates?

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Meanwhile… On The Food Network…
Posted on April 12th 2011

[note: photo updated, since the last one I posted was a duplicate. Thanks to wikk3d for sharing.]

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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v3.0
Posted on March 27th 2011

Claire sure does love making the blow-up doll face, doesn’t she? This particular edition (complete with sparkly shirt and boobage that producer Bobby Flay was sure to get all up in) is from this weekend’s episode of 5 Ingredient Fix.

I am out of town this weekend, so thanks to Michelle for e-mailing us the photo. If you see any funny stuff on Food Net this weekend, snap a pic and send it in!

And if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can check out the Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v1.0 and v2.0!

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Claire Robinson: “That’s What She Said”
Posted on February 8th 2011

Further proof closed captioning makes everything better.

(Thanks for the image, Victoria!)


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